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Posted in Humour, Microsoft, Office Suites, OpenDocument at 2:37 am by Dr. Roy Schestowitz

Gray Knowlton

A reader of ours insisted on making this image, which Gray sort of begged for.

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  1. Arun SAG said,

    May 13, 2009 at 12:08 pm


    LOL, Roy you rock ! ;)

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