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He says, it’s a disease, Mr. Gerard. Linus believes you are ill.

“With profits down by almost a third,” said Rob Enderle, “Microsoft is absolutely poised to make a brilliant recovery next quarter. Windows 7, man!”

Revenue came in at $13.1 billion, down 17% from the same quarter last year. Net profit on this revenue was $3.1 billion, down 29% from a year earlier. Microsoft shares fell 7% in after-hours trading.

“Wall Street analysts claim these numbers don’t match their expectations,” said Mary Jo Foley. “What do they know about business? They should be grateful that Microsoft made their so-called numbers twenty-two years running, and not whine because they haven’t made any of them in the last year. It’s their patriotic duty to raise Microsoft’s stock price. Wall Street are a pack of un-American communists.”

He really loves it when people instruct him.

本当だよ！Linusさんはそれが大好きだよ。君はそれを信じられない！君はLinusさんととてもいい友達になるだろう。君は若すぎる日本人の女の子が大好きだろう、ね？倒錯者。

So.

I see.

Mr. Wakizashi is prepared to explain to Linus just how confused he is about these matters, is that right? His email address isn’t hard to find, maybe you ought to write him and tell him.

I’d strongly suggest that you select some sort of sobriquet which doesn’t have quite so effulgent an aura of, shall we say, a bit of a Nihon-mono fetish, hm?

I personally suspect that Linus might possibly take such advice coming from a “Diamond Wakizashi” with something less that the full seriousness it so clearly deserves. Try something a bit more pedestrian, something like, oh…Mark Fink, say.

I just dropped him a line to thank him for calling you folks what you are: extremists; haters.

Hey, Max, Linus says that hating Microsoft is “a disease”; he won’t refer to what he does as “free software” because he doesn’t want to be linked to “haters” and “extremists”. I guess that makes him a definitive non-supporter of FOSS (although he’s a strong supporter of OSS, like me…)

What do you think? Is Linus a Novell shill? He does draw his pay from the Linux Foundation, and Novell is a member.

Also, Linus fails to understand the Microsoft threat to Linux, he should read this guide to GPL3 and change the Linux kernel license.

A Quick Guide to GPLv3: http://www.gnu.org/licenses/quick-guide-gplv3.html

the way theyre desperately rushing win 7 out, it’s bound to be another load of rubbish..

A terrific year-over-year quarter next year, more than likely, and then you’ll (I suppose) be weeping tears the size of cabbages…

I bet you watch a lot of anime, doncha, Mr. Wakizashi…?

Did you hear that Linus thinks that folks who hate Microsoft the way you do have “a disease”?

YAY!!!