Part 1: 2019 Tech Glossary

Summary: Distortion of technical and nontechnical terms in this day and age of '1984'

Phone: a small computer that can also make phonecalls (but rarely does) ISP: surveillance company that give bandwidth in exchange for your personal data (deeply-inspected packets) Car: surveillance on four wheels ATM: location-tracking checkpoint, converting or exchanging financial data in return for notes Smartwatch: surveillance attached to one's wrist Fitness tracker: surveillance optimised for insurance companies' needs Sleep tracker: same as above ("fitness tracker") but for nighttime Data mining: interpretation of personal secrets and mental thoughts/beliefs based on publicly-stated information Photograph: object/file with location/temporal data and typically faces to decipher who was where (and when, who with, mood) Streaming: modality for tracking one's choice of acoustic input and sometimes mood Account: facility for identification (to combat anonymity) 2FA: enhanced means of enforcing identification to stifle anonymity Phone number: enumeration of subjects (see above), akin to RFID and serialisation Data portability: facility for passing (copying) data from one surveillance datacentre to another, or from one spying company to another Printer: device for printing pale yellow dots with some other, user-required rendering on paper Webcam: low-cost user-facing CCTV that cannot be removed but can typically be covered by tape Operating system: a back-doored, remotely-accessible piece of software on which to run other software X86: a high-performance albeit defective (by design) chipset as failsafe for the above Journalist: a glorified writer who calls privacy-conscious people paranoid Data broker: surveillance monetiser President/Prime Minister: elevated politician who signs papers to authorise all the above