05.26.21

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The Haarian Praetorian Guard

Posted in Courtroom, Europe, Law, Patents at 11:07 pm by Dr. Roy Schestowitz

Haarian, not Aryan

Did you make a rigged tribunal? Nothing to see here, move along
Haarian duo met a heavy metal fan and the local mayor, facilitator of the local kangaroo zoo

Summary: The Swedish ‘chef’ (or the regime’s protector, cooking decisions that give a veneer of legitimacy to violations of the law) deserves a song too; best sung in a heavy metal fashion

EUROPE UNITED!

Battistelli knighted
Extensively cited
In epo.org for the enlightened

“Outsourcing hearings in May”Professor António Campinos
EIA finalists his minions
Staff may have their opinions
Imprisoned in EPOnian dominions

Pan-European? No, pun-duh!Judges with Stockholm syndrome afflictions
Prisoners with monetary addictions
Promoting legal fictions
In spite of conflicting depictions

Abstract patents OK
Outsourcing hearings in May
Lack of autonomy will stay
No matter what the EPC may say █

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