07.05.21

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Posted in Europe, Humour, Patents at 3:03 pm by Dr. Roy Schestowitz

Breakout

Summary: EPO is a great place to work; provided you’re in charge of it (connections required; qualifications don’t apply)

THE golden chair

Designed for the heir
Life isn’t fair
People don’t care

Boat close-upThe EPO‘s king
Who loves to sing
On a Mediterranean fling
With Bacardi and Sling

Alicante forever
Another BoA endeavour
A judicial lever
With an autocratic flavour

“Hey hi” revolution
Absorb this illusion
“Fourth industrial” delusion
Greenwashing and “inclusion” █

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