09.03.21

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How Much Corruption Can One Survive in EPO?

Posted in Europe, Patents at 11:32 am by Dr. Roy Schestowitz

Summary: EPO President António Campinos deserves a little poetry

Credit: I Will Survive

At first I was afraid, I was petrified
Kept thinking I could never leave without big bonuses by my side
But then I spent so many nights thinking how to rob the staff
And I grew gaps
And I learned how to get fake ‘studies’
And Battistelli is back
From CEIPI
I just walked in to find you here with that decision from ILO
I should have changed that stupid court, I should have made them kangaroos
If I’d known for just one second courts are back to bother me
Go on now, go, walk out the window
Just turn around now
Like my drunk son who crashed the car
Weren’t you the one who tried to hurt me with lawsuits?
You think I’d crumble?
You think I’d lay down and shout?
Oh no, not I, I will lawyer up
Oh, as long as I know how to misuse budget, I know I’ll stay out of jail
I’ve got all my wine to drink
And I’ve got all my SLAPP to give and I’ll abuse
I will misuse, hey, hey
It took all the strength I had not to fall from grace
Kept trying hard to mend the image of my political dad
And I spent oh-so many nights just feeling sorry for his name
I used to drink
But now I have my own bar and you see me
Somebody dumb
I’m not that chained-up HEY HI person still in love with ‘IP’
And so you felt like dropping in and just expect me to comply
Well, now I’m saving all my lying for someone who’s controlled by me
Go on now, go, walk back to Haar
Just turn around now
‘Cause you’re not welcome in my office
Weren’t you the one who tried to break me with your ILO ruling?
You think I’d comply?
I’d rather just die
Oh no, not I, I will not comply
Oh, as long as I know how to cheat, I know I’ll stay corrupt
I’ve got all my wine to drink
And I’ve got nepotistic jobs to give and I’ll survive
I will surmount
Oh
Go on now, go, walk out the window
Just turn around now
‘Cause you’re not welcome in Munich
Weren’t you the one who tried to break me with BoA rulings?
You think I’d tolerate it?
You think I’d lay down and not intervene?
Oh no, not I, I will send Mihály
Oh, as long as I know how to cheat, I know I’ll stay corrupt
I’ve got all my wine to give
And I’ve got all my bribes to give and I’ll survive
I will survive
I will survive

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