10.29.21

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[Meme] [Satire] A Toast to the UPC

Posted in Deception, Europe, Patents at 12:18 pm by Dr. Roy Schestowitz

UPC coming soon!

WineSummary: UPC is always happening “next year” (since 2014 at least)

THE Unified Patent Crock

Where trials are only “mock”

Unitary patent dreams
The prospect slowly dims

Fake it till you make it
The emperor is naked

The rule of law discarded
Constitutional courts bombarded

Margot in retirement
Without a single compliment

The Office is in shambles
But António Campinos rambles

IAM is ecstatic
Like every litigation fanatic

Fake news abundant
Though Ramsay is redundant

Battistelli RamsaySoftware patents denied
Courts push back the tide

Invalid Patent (IP) galore
3 million EPs to explore

Give us more and more
The law we will ignore █

It's coming next year for sure... oh, wait, another legal obstacle

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