10.30.22
Gemini version available ♊︎Thank You for Using Twitter
Summary: Excuses commonly found online for not quitting Twitter (refusal to quit despite knowing the harms) are similar to a chain smoker’s screed
Twitter user: “My friends are there”
Smoker: “My friends are smoking”
Twitter user: “I’m already used to it”
Smoker: “My body adapted to tobacco”
Twitter user: “It gives me stress relief”
Smoker: “What will I do during lunch break?”
Twitter user: “Nothing is perfect”
Smoker: “Everybody dies eventually”
Twitter user: “It’s not as bad as they say”
Smoker: “My grandpa smoked and lived to be 90″