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[Meme] Axe-murdering for Fun and Profit

Earlier this year: Matthew Garrett, Who Said He Wanted to Stab Debian Developers, is Working for Microsoft Inside Linux (to Remove Users' Freedom) | Matthew Garrett Appointed to Debian Technical Committee Nearly 17 Years After Saying Debian Made Him Want to Stab the Volunteers Working on it. (And Himself.)

The old homepage of Matthew J Garrett:

Matthew Garrett is 22 years old and an agriculture student in Devon. He is in no way related to Matthew Garrett (formerly) of Jesus College, Cambridge, who is frankly terrified at the idea of anyone wanting to know anything about him and wishes you'd all go away and stop bothering him. He's sorely tempted to write a book entitled 'Axe-murdering for fun and profit' in order to ensure that this happens if you carry on. Note: Any 'Chris Buckley' mentioned within this site is a fictional character. Resemblance to any other 'Chris Buckley', living or dead, is entirely coincidental. Note, too, that this site is now newly updated and full of exciting stuff that wasn't there before.



IRC logs

Summary: Violence fetishes combined with crack-cocaine addiction are no joking matter

"There never was a good knife made of bad steel."

--"DrKnife", sockpuppet of Matthew J Garrett days ago



"Do you want to know why I use a knife? Guns are too quick. You can't savor all the... little emotions. In... you see, in their last moments, people show you who they really are."

--elusive_woman, another sockpuppet of Matthew J Garrett last week (while posting my home address)



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