09.03.21
[Meme] The Rigga’ From Riga
Summary: Leaked footage of an old meeting
07.09.21
[Meme] Everything Computer or Computer Program is Now ‘AI’ (Hey Hi)
Just like every server is now ‘clown’ (the “clown computing” hype)
Summary: The media keeps labeling everything “clown” and “smart”… and now “Hey Hi” (AI), but maybe that would stop if enough people started ridiculing those who participate in the misuse of words/buzzwords
07.05.21
Holiday for António, Glass and Metal Cages for the Rest of Us
Summary: EPO is a great place to work; provided you’re in charge of it (connections required; qualifications don’t apply)
THE golden chair
Designed for the heir
Life isn’t fair
People don’t care
The EPO‘s king
Who loves to sing
On a Mediterranean fling
With Bacardi and Sling
Alicante forever
Another BoA endeavour
A judicial lever
With an autocratic flavour
“Hey hi” revolution
Absorb this illusion
“Fourth industrial” delusion
Greenwashing and “inclusion” █
07.02.21
[Meme] Making EBoA Great Again
We’ve just received a live leak
Summary: EBoA (or EBA) footage leaked, owing to zero-day Zoom flaws
06.18.21
The Self-Hosting Song
Summary: Cautionary tales about outsourcing one’s systems to companies that could not care less about anyone but themselves
NO need for hardware
“We put it in the clown”
It’s always just working
At least until it’s down
The service is astounding
A status page online
Maintenance windows announced
Based on their convenience, not mine
The clown is down tomorrow
Server upgrades urgent
Service restored later than expected
Except my crucial daemon and agent
“SuperService is FOSS!”Profits still a problem
For the clown provider, unlike you
Services discontinued
Your systems down the loo
SuperService is FOSS!
They say along with other dross
Then comes data loss
And they just don’t give a toss █
06.07.21
The Kanté of Alicante
Go team!
Summary: Welcome to Campinos FC; it doesn’t know much about patents, but it can compensate by censoring everybody and bribing the media for false portrayals
Nepotism over latte
The modus operandi
Buddy brings a buddy
La familia en route to Munich
Rijswijk, Haar, and its artful kitsch
Patents to them is a niche
But expensive galleries make them look rich
“La familia en route to Munich”Gallery full of wine
Ever-flowing like the Rhine
Racking up the fine
Hiding behind a front line
Francophone over ViCo
Maskless, a wannabe sicko
Cinco de Mayo, cinco cinco
By end of May kangaroo Arnold 'Dicko'
Child of Revolução dos Cravos
A bully like Sergio Ramos █
Jeans and sneakers mean business, Sir!
05.17.21
[Meme] Virtual Prisons for Virtual Hearings (Haarings)
Found guilty… before the hearings even started
Summary: Today’s EPO has a truly twisted notion of the “rule of law”
President of the Boards of Appeal, the Star of the Haar Show
Calle Josefsson in Bandcamp
Summary: It’s best in the metal version; burn in Hell, Lesley Gore
It’s my party
I’ll shout if I want to
Shout if I want to
Pout if I want to
“Outsourced when I want that”It’s my country
I’ll bow when I want to
Break the law when I want to
Hide when I want to
It’s my courtroom
Outsourced when I want that
Spied if it suits me
But not when I need my privacy
It’s my Office
I serve the agenda
Illegal agenda
Remove these addenda
I’m the queen of my courtroom
Working from my bathroom
Sometimes from my bedroom
Always in legal vacuum
My enlarged board is grand
Controlled by my wand
Playing with sand
Rejected on remand
It’s my party
I’ll shout if I want to
Shout if I want to
Pout if I want to
It’s my secret
I’ll hide when I need to
Lie when I need to
Run when I need to
You too would quit tweeting if it happened to you… █
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