Teaser: Fortunately Stable

Posted in Deception, Europe, Finance, Humour, Patents at 8:39 pm by Dr. Roy Schestowitz

My income and my fortune from the EPO is fortunately stable

Summary: Andrej Bakhirev (et al) from SaM has made millions from the EPO while Benoît Battistelli took away permanent contracts from EPO staff and António Campinos lowered salaries, pensions etc. (based on complete lies)


It’s Not a War, It’s “Special Military Operation”

Posted in Europe, Humour, Patents at 5:27 pm by Dr. Roy Schestowitz

Summary: António Campinos explains why he’s crushing staff in an act of ‘self-defense’ for the EPO‘s future

I thought I was special military operation

[Meme] Putin and Lukashenko Discuss the Situation at the EPO

Posted in Europe, Humour, Patents at 4:27 pm by Dr. Roy Schestowitz

[MEME] Putin and Lukashenko discuss the situation at the EPO
The statement prepared by Lukampinos and mates (Calle and Josef, two fake overseers of his, according to inside sources) won’t age well…

Summary: Tomorrow we take a deeper look and dive into the dodgy contractor that EPO funds get funnelled into (or through)

[Meme] Munich Is in Minsk

Posted in Europe, Humour, Patents at 2:09 pm by Dr. Roy Schestowitz

Lukashenko's annoying General: Haar, Munich; My Führer, that's Minsk
If Haar is part of Munich, then why can’t Munich be Minsk?

Summary: For about 3 years each, Benoît Battistelli and António Campinos pretended that Haar is part of Munich and outsourced EPO work to Belarus (not in the EU) via dodgy proxies


The EPO Bunnies, Stationed at EPO Corp. (NYSE:EPO)

Posted in Deception, Europe, Humour, Patents at 8:22 am by Dr. Roy Schestowitz

Run like a business with recently-rebranded job titles and new faces (public servants no more)

EPO bunnies: Tony da boss(a) nova; me know Tony long time; me protect the Tony and the Benny; me pretend to listen; me lie for my friend Tony; Do WATT VI SAY; me hides Tony's money; What the boss sez; salaries for doing nothing; sucking up to Tony; sucking up to criminals (for rewards); marrying the friend of the boss; me fixes Tony's PC; me spies for my Tony; me rigs tribunals for my Tony; me keeps the wife happy; me fake studies man; me outsourcing data to NSA; me lobby EU; me gives fraudulent diplomas; me rebrands applicants as 'customers'; Bribery officer; me calls patents 'products'; Mr. Optics; Quick! Hide all the monies

Summary: Today’s EPO is an Enron with diplomatic immunity


[Meme] EPO Examiners, Keep on Fighting (They Can’t Fire Y’all)

Posted in Europe, Humour, Patents at 6:15 pm by Dr. Roy Schestowitz

EPO management and EPO staff

Summary: António Campinos wishes he could stop EPO workers who obey the law (instead of him), but he cannot


[Meme] Drunk on Power and Diplomatic Immunity

Posted in Europe, Humour, Patents at 9:08 am by Dr. Roy Schestowitz

Slippy guy: Internal appeals, ILOAT, Dutch Supreme Court

Summary: When you let unqualified (in the area of patents) psychopaths run the EPO you can expect the worst; Benoît Battistelli and António Campinos have repeatedly misused diplomatic immunity to avoid investigation and possible prosecution


[Meme] Lawyers With Their Letters…

Posted in Humour at 6:38 pm by Dr. Roy Schestowitz

You sent a letter, eh?
Disbarring firms that misuse their power is always a possibility, albeit it is time-consuming

Summary: Sending a letter is too easy — especially when you acquire a licence to pointlessly and/or baselessly threaten people

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