12.25.20
Posted in Humour at 6:34 pm by Dr. Roy Schestowitz
Significant normality just 15 minutes away now…
THE SNOW is falling
The pacifying film is rolling
Economies falling
Businesses stalling
Have an enlarged dinner
Just a couple or two
COVID will spread
But no employer you can sue
Stay at home, dirty plebs
Due to our lack of curbs
Oh, and install the "app"… we must know where you are and who you meet! █
“There’s been class warfare for the last 20 years, and my class has won.”
–Warren Buffett
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Posted in Europe, Humour, Patents at 9:49 am by Dr. Roy Schestowitz
On the first day of Christmas
the Office sent to me:
Messages about increase in fee
On the second day of Christmas
the Office sent to me:
notification of pay decrease
and messages about increase in fee
On the third day of Christmas
the Office sent to me:
proposal of pension cuts
notification of pay decrease
and messages about increase in fee
On the fourth day of Christmas
the Office sent to me:
increase in production targets
proposal of pension cuts
notification of pay decrease
and messages about increase in fee
On the fifth day of Christmas
the Office sent to me:
requirement of installing spyware on my PC
increase in production targets
proposal of pension cuts
notification of pay decrease
and messages about increase in fee
On the sixth day of Christmas
the Office sent to me:
a signed photograph of king Campinos
requirement of installing spyware on my PC
increase in production targets
proposal of pension cuts
notification of pay decrease
and messages about increase in fee
On the seventh day of Christmas
the Office sent to me:
a threatening melody from Élodie
a signed photograph of king Campinos
requirement of installing spyware on my PC
increase in production targets
proposal of pension cuts
notification of pay decrease
and messages about increase in fee
On the eighth day of Christmas
the Office sent to me:
my belongings from my desk
a threatening melody from Élodie
a signed photograph of king Campinos
requirement of installing spyware on my PC
increase in production targets
proposal of pension cuts
notification of pay decrease
and messages about increase in fee
On the ninth day of Christmas
the Office sent to me:
an order to remain home
my belongings from my desk
a threatening melody from Élodie
a signed photograph of king Campinos
requirement of installing spyware on my PC
increase in production targets
proposal of pension cuts
notification of pay decrease
and messages about increase in fee
On the tenth day of Christmas
the Office sent to me:
a deadline to complete a spied-on survey
an order to remain home
my belongings from my desk
a threatening melody from Élodie
a signed photograph of king Campinos
requirement of installing spyware on my PC
increase in production targets
proposal of pension cuts
notification of pay decrease
and messages about increase in fee
On the eleventh day of Christmas
the Office sent to me:
an invitation to a patent troll’s ViCo
a deadline to complete a spied-on survey
an order to remain home
my belongings from my desk
a threatening melody from Élodie
a signed photograph of king Campinos
requirement of installing spyware on my PC
increase in production targets
proposal of pension cuts
notification of pay decrease
and messages about increase in fee
On the twelfth day of Christmas
the Office sent to me:
instructions to go away after less than 5 years
an invitation to a patent troll’s ViCo
a deadline to complete a spied-on survey
an order to remain home
my belongings from my desk
a threatening melody from Élodie
a signed photograph of king Campinos
requirement of installing spyware on my PC
increase in production targets
proposal of pension cuts
notification of pay decrease
and messages about increase in fee █
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12.24.20
Posted in Europe, Humour, Patents at 5:22 am by Dr. Roy Schestowitz
Summary: The sorts of EPO ‘holidays’ one enjoys when working from home with EPO surveillance on one’s personal computer
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12.09.20
Posted in Deception, Europe, Humour, Patents at 5:21 am by Dr. Roy Schestowitz
Matt Mercer
Summary: Some humour about the so-called 'study' of the EPO
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12.05.20
Posted in Europe, Humour, Patents at 4:00 pm by Dr. Roy Schestowitz
Summary: António 'Fanta' Campinos sporting new 'EPO Sneakers' in these ‘Pandemic Times’; at least he’s being ‘cool’ while staff is confined/sentenced to live in a shoebox, working 24/7 without holidays under constant surveillance in the bedroom
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11.26.20
Posted in Europe, Humour, Patents at 8:37 am by Dr. Roy Schestowitz
Summary: On goes the UPC symphony, as the Unified Patent Court (UPC) is almost here, always coming “real soon!”
UP on a hill
There is a new bill
The lawyers are shrill
Confident they feel
This is the year!
This is the time!
This is the moment!
Oh, wait
What is that?
Again it goes splat
No worry, coming next year!
A year passes
Constitutional bypasses
Misled politicians
Recruited for missions
Courts get in the way
For that they will pay
How dare they say
UPC is not OK
Lobbying redirected
Lambrecht erected
No need to get elected
The coup is enacted
Constitutions in shreds
Embarrassing the Feds
Joyous the Reds
Complainants emerged
UPC is coming
If not now
Then next year
And if not next year
Then the year after that
Or the year after next year
Or the year after next next year
Or next next next next year
It’s coming
Honest! █
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11.25.20
Posted in Humour at 1:45 pm by Dr. Roy Schestowitz
Summary: With December around the corner and states tightening the screws on the population (or employers on employees) at least we can look forward to spring
THE DAYS get shorter
Medics falter
COVID stronger
Goodbye to Orange Ogre
Get the app
Life is crap
Raise the cup
And don’t you shop
Report to Brother
Won’t you bother
Information they gather
Protesting gets harder
Spring will come
At least for some
Privacy is dumb
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11.06.20
Posted in Deception, Humour at 6:08 pm by Dr. Roy Schestowitz
As effective as stockpiling toilet paper ahead of (or during) a pandemic
Summary: The sorts of things people would put up with because they’re told those things “protect” them (even when they clearly do not; contact-tracing is extremely ineffective at the current scale)
OUR DATA all ours
Your data is ours, too
We know where you go
We can see when you poo
There’s nothing to hide
Because COVID we fight
Privacy is not a right
Confidentially is a blight
Hold on tight
We’ve got on you in sight
Wearing a mask you might
But the phone exposes your ID alright
The pandemic is a killer
A silent old killer
Surveillance is a blessing
Spies are the new healer
Smile at the camera
We know who you are
We know you you met
We know when you poo █
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