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07.04.18

Cartoon on Brexistelli: “The End of a Dictatorship”

Posted in Europe, Humour, Patents at 9:53 am by Dr. Roy Schestowitz

The End of a Dictatorship

Summary: “The End of a Dictatorship,” a new cartoon from EPO insiders

04.21.18

Short: This Spring’s Message From the EPO’s President (Corrected)

Posted in Europe, Humour, Patents at 10:35 pm by Dr. Roy Schestowitz

Word from EPO's President

Summary: A corrected preface from the Liar in Chief, the EPO‘s notoriously crooked and dishonest President

04.01.18

António Campinos Withdraws From Plan to Directly Run the EPO, Patent Office to be Run by Google ‘AI’ Instead

Posted in Europe, Humour, Patents at 8:17 am by Dr. Roy Schestowitz

Early Certainty From Google

Campinos in the penthouse

Summary: Campinos can hereon manage remotely, enjoying a drink while Google Patents™ with a proprietary computer program does all the management

THE EPO patent-granting machine, recognising cost-cutting potential and prospect of replacing people with machines, has followed the footsteps of Battistelli’s extraordinarily fantastic and very high-quality leadership. In defiance of USPTO efforts to let pesky individuals get in the way and in the interests of improving efficiency, the EPO decided to hire programmers in order to replace all management — President and Vice-Presidents included — with computer programs. Conflicts and liability for them would thus be solely bits and bytes, further emboldened by diplomatic immunity such bits and bytes can enjoy and relieve. ILO is poorly equipped to handle complaints against algorithms, “which is a feature,” Campinos remarked, “not a bug.” Mr. Gurry congratulated Campinos on the move on behalf of WIPO, further remarking that “you can even draw blood and DNA from your staff and nobody will ever do anything to you, as Uber demonstrated a month ago.”

12.01.17

EPO Caricature: Son of Campinos

Posted in Europe, Humour, Patents at 4:12 am by Dr. Roy Schestowitz

Context: Immunity of the Intellectual Property Office of the European Union Causes Outrage in Spanish Media

Son of Campinos

Summary: The latest in the cartoon series about the EPO turns to Mr. Campinos, who is due to become President in exactly 7 months

06.26.17

Latest EPO Caricature: Staff Committee Maintains Integrity

Posted in Europe, Humour, Patents at 4:02 pm by Dr. Roy Schestowitz

Context: Benoît Battistelli Has Lost the Election at the EPO

EPO staff committee

Summary: Caricature about double failure of Battistelli last week — a failure which shall result in a general strike fairly soon

03.31.17

Benoît Battistelli Makes His New Penthouse Financially Self-Sustaining

Posted in Europe, Humour, Patents at 6:19 pm by Dr. Roy Schestowitz

Photos captured this morning (a fine April day) at EPO premises (top floor)

The chinchilla cages
Breeding while boarding

The chinchilla shower
Nothing to see here, move along…

Both production and quality are improving!

Kongstad chinchilla
The stakeholders will be so pleased with their ‘products’…

Yes, it’s April 1st today… and having prepared a project and a presentation about chinchillas for my school a very long time ago, the subject matters on a personal level too.

03.21.17

EPO Caricature: Low Patent Quality Not an Achievement

Posted in Europe, Humour, Patents at 2:22 am by Dr. Roy Schestowitz

EPO achievements

Summary: A new cartoon about the legacy of Battistelli, which ruins both inventors and staff (examination) while handing money to abusers

02.22.17

EPO Cartoon/Caricature by KrewinkelKrijst

Posted in Europe, Humour, Patents at 6:55 am by Dr. Roy Schestowitz

Inspired by Animal Office

EPO Cartoon by KrewinkelKrijst
Full size (larger)

Summary: A new rendition by Dutch cartoonist and illustrator KrewinkelKrijst [Web site]

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