07.04.18
Cartoon on Brexistelli: “The End of a Dictatorship”
Summary: “The End of a Dictatorship,” a new cartoon from EPO insiders
04.21.18
Short: This Spring’s Message From the EPO’s President (Corrected)
Summary: A corrected preface from the Liar in Chief, the EPO‘s notoriously crooked and dishonest President
04.01.18
António Campinos Withdraws From Plan to Directly Run the EPO, Patent Office to be Run by Google ‘AI’ Instead
Early Certainty From Google
Summary: Campinos can hereon manage remotely, enjoying a drink while Google Patents™ with a proprietary computer program does all the management
THE EPO patent-granting machine, recognising cost-cutting potential and prospect of replacing people with machines, has followed the footsteps of Battistelli’s extraordinarily fantastic and very high-quality leadership. In defiance of USPTO efforts to let pesky individuals get in the way and in the interests of improving efficiency, the EPO decided to hire programmers in order to replace all management — President and Vice-Presidents included — with computer programs. Conflicts and liability for them would thus be solely bits and bytes, further emboldened by diplomatic immunity such bits and bytes can enjoy and relieve. ILO is poorly equipped to handle complaints against algorithms, “which is a feature,” Campinos remarked, “not a bug.” Mr. Gurry congratulated Campinos on the move on behalf of WIPO, further remarking that “you can even draw blood and DNA from your staff and nobody will ever do anything to you, as Uber demonstrated a month ago.” █
12.01.17
EPO Caricature: Son of Campinos
Context: Immunity of the Intellectual Property Office of the European Union Causes Outrage in Spanish Media
Summary: The latest in the cartoon series about the EPO turns to Mr. Campinos, who is due to become President in exactly 7 months
06.26.17
Latest EPO Caricature: Staff Committee Maintains Integrity
Context: Benoît Battistelli Has Lost the Election at the EPO
Summary: Caricature about double failure of Battistelli last week — a failure which shall result in a general strike fairly soon
03.31.17
Benoît Battistelli Makes His New Penthouse Financially Self-Sustaining
Photos captured this morning (a fine April day) at EPO premises (top floor)
Breeding while boarding
Nothing to see here, move along…
Both production and quality are improving!
The stakeholders will be so pleased with their ‘products’…
Yes, it’s April 1st today… and having prepared a project and a presentation about chinchillas for my school a very long time ago, the subject matters on a personal level too. █
03.21.17
EPO Caricature: Low Patent Quality Not an Achievement
Summary: A new cartoon about the legacy of Battistelli, which ruins both inventors and staff (examination) while handing money to abusers
02.22.17
EPO Cartoon/Caricature by KrewinkelKrijst
Inspired by Animal Office
Full size (larger)
Summary: A new rendition by Dutch cartoonist and illustrator KrewinkelKrijst [Web site]
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