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EPO Caricature: Fabricating Evidence

Posted in Europe, Humour, Patents at 9:07 pm by Dr. Roy Schestowitz

EPO Fabricating Evidence

Summary: The latest cartoon in the series about the European Patent Office’s modus operandi


EPO I.U. Cartoon Highlights the Way EPO Staff Feels About the Management Under Battistelli

Posted in Europe, Humour, Patents at 4:32 am by Dr. Roy Schestowitz

EPO I.U. Cartoon

Summary: “The “spy cams in toilets” caricature is about 2½ years old,” we learned. “The same is true for the “STAFFSICHERHEITSMINISTERIUM” caricature.” (published here before) “Both are documents expressing the climate of fear which had been established in the Office,” explained the person who sent this to us


EPO President Benoît Hernandez About the Social Atmosphere and Life’s Great Joys

Posted in Europe, Humour, Patents at 6:07 pm by Dr. Roy Schestowitz

Summary: A show I just caught on TV…

YouTube version


Fake TV interview with the fake President of the EPO, Benoît Hernandez

I’m the President

They call me Blatter, they think that’s clever and they think that I care

Well done, idiots, but let me tell you something

I do whatever the f*** I want

One way or another I’ll get my chinchillas at the Council to do what I tell them

I got myself total immunity

It’s great, isn’t it?


I can even punish innocent people

F*** em!

And I do it all the time, even yesterday with that French dude, you should have seen that look on his face when he packed his things

I wrote an internal announcement and said “sniper” again

Some people actually believe all this bullshit and join FFPE afterwards

Some bloody idiots

They actually believe I ride a bicycle

Like I’m some friggin’ peasant

They don’t know I’m trying to get an EPO limo

You can’t make this s*** up

I can say anything I want

I lie several times a day and the media repeats the lies

Bloody bloody stupid media, they don’t even fact-check before publishing their s***

I got them by the balls

Some of them became media partners of the EPO

See, that’s the media, that’s how it operates

Throw some money at FTI Consulting and it’s done

My nose doesn’t even grow any longer

Imagine if they checked the facts

I’d look like a crook

Even Jesper would poke fun at me

He knows me, even my salary and my contractual increases

It’s massive!

Elodie signed it all off!

Even VP4′s

We told the chinchillas he’s awesome

And law-abiding despite all that c*** in Croatia

You should have seen what he did in Croatia to his staff, one person even committed suicide

And that’s actually funny?

Yes, I killed 5 in my Office

It doesn’t get any better than this

I’ve ruined entire families

You start with a disciplinary action

And they never know what’s gonna hit them?

I tell them perception of justice and all that nonsense about appeals and ILO

Little do they know I’ll be back with Sarkozy in my mid-seventies by the time ILO touches the darn thing

I actually find it very amusing

Did I tell you about my Willy?

He told Dutch television their High Court is rubbish

You should have seen Raimund, he wanted to hug him


Caricature: European Patent Office as Mordor

Posted in Europe, Humour, Patents at 10:08 pm by Dr. Roy Schestowitz

European Patent Office as Mordor

Summary: The latest cartoon which is commentary about the working conditions at the European Patent Office (EPO)


EPO Caricature: Battistelli’s High Five

Posted in Europe, Humour, Patents at 3:18 am by Dr. Roy Schestowitz

Battistelli's high five

Summary: Another cartoon about the sad state of the EPO


EPO Caricature: EQE Questions

Posted in Europe, Humour, Patents at 7:04 pm by Dr. Roy Schestowitz

European qualifying examination (EQE)

Summary: The latest EPO cartoon, this time about European qualifying examination (EQE)


EPO Caricature: EPO-Funded PwC on EPO Happiness

Posted in Europe, Humour, Patents at 10:08 pm by Dr. Roy Schestowitz

PwC on EPO

Summary: A new cartoon about the so-called Social Conference of the EPO


New Caricature: President Blatter Speaks to the Administrative Council of the EPO

Posted in Europe, Humour, Patents at 7:46 pm by Dr. Roy Schestowitz

President Blatter
Large version

Summary: The latest cartoon poking fun at the current situation at the EPO

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