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| schestowitz[TR2] | https://www.thelayoff.com/t/1tMRJFJw | Aug 01 02:00 |
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| -TechBytesBot/#techbytes- ( status 403 @ https://www.thelayoff.com/t/1tMRJFJw ) | Aug 01 02:00 | |
| schestowitz[TR2] | " | Aug 01 02:00 |
| schestowitz[TR2] | Four cannibals apply for a job in at IBM | Aug 01 02:00 |
| schestowitz[TR2] | „Well“, says AK „if I hire you guys, you have to promise to not eat any of our staff.“ | Aug 01 02:00 |
| schestowitz[TR2] | The cannibals promise that they will not eat anyone and get hired. | Aug 01 02:00 |
| schestowitz[TR2] | Everything is going well for a while, and one day AK calls them into his office. | Aug 01 02:00 |
| schestowitz[TR2] | “You’re working well and all, but we’re missing an office cleaner. Do you have something to do with that?” | Aug 01 02:00 |
| schestowitz[TR2] | The cannibals swear that they are innocent. | Aug 01 02:00 |
| schestowitz[TR2] | AK believes them and leaves the office and they all turn to their leader. | Aug 01 02:00 |
| schestowitz[TR2] | “You id--ts!”, he screams. “Who ate the cleaner?” | Aug 01 02:00 |
| schestowitz[TR2] | One of the cannibals sheepishly raises his hand. | Aug 01 02:00 |
| schestowitz[TR2] | “You fool!”, shouts the leader. "For weeks we've been feasting on directors, team leaders, project managers and human resource staff, and then you go and eat someone they'll actually miss !" | Aug 01 02:00 |
| schestowitz[TR2] | 1 hour ago by Anonymous | Aug 01 02:00 |
| schestowitz[TR2] | | 6 reactions (+5/-1) | Aug 01 02:00 |
| schestowitz[TR2] | Post ID: @jgw+1tMRJFJw | Aug 01 02:00 |
| schestowitz[TR2] | +1 | Aug 01 02:00 |
| schestowitz[TR2] | Everyone here fell for the paid poster. This site is ad driven. When posts slow, so does advertising dollars. It was purposely made by paid posters with the “ do you agree?” At the end so people would post and they could now say activity up and charge higher (or get) advertising | Aug 01 02:00 |
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| schestowitz[TR2] | "Global disruption hits Microsoft's 365 and Azure services" | Aug 01 19:56 |
| schestowitz[TR2] | x https://www.cbc.ca/news/business/microsoft-outage-issues-1.7279713?cmp=rss | Aug 01 19:56 |
| schestowitz[TR2] | # m$ apologists work at the CBC now | Aug 01 19:56 |
| -TechBytesBot/#techbytes-www.cbc.ca | Global disruption hits Microsoft's 365 and Azure services | CBC News | Aug 01 19:56 | |
| schestowitz[TR2] | "How Harris’s Gen Z army could disband faster than it assembled " | Aug 01 19:57 |
| schestowitz[TR2] | x https://thehill.com/opinion/campaign/4800785-kamala-harris-gen-z-voters/ | Aug 01 19:57 |
| schestowitz[TR2] | # promoting election interference by bytedance's tiktok | Aug 01 19:57 |
| -TechBytesBot/#techbytes- ( status 403 @ https://thehill.com/opinion/campaign/4800785-kamala-harris-gen-z-voters/ ) | Aug 01 19:57 | |
| schestowitz[TR2] | "Microsoft seizes domain used by Vietnamese group to sell fake accounts, services" | Aug 01 19:58 |
| schestowitz[TR2] | x https://cyberscoop.com/microsoft-seizes-domain-used-by-vietnamese-group-to-sell-fake-accounts-services/ | Aug 01 19:58 |
| schestowitz[TR2] | # m$ as a police force? | Aug 01 19:58 |
| -TechBytesBot/#techbytes-Microsoft seizes domain used by Vietnamese group to sell fake accounts, services | CyberScoop | Aug 01 19:58 | |
| schestowitz[TR2] | <li> | Aug 01 21:46 |
| schestowitz[TR2] | <h5><a href="https://blog.apnic.net/2024/07/30/apnic-appoints-jia-rong-low-as-director-general/">APNIC appoints Jia Rong Low as Director General</a></h5> | Aug 01 21:46 |
| schestowitz[TR2] | <blockquote> | Aug 01 21:46 |
| schestowitz[TR2] | <p>Many in the community will know Jia Rong from his time as Vice President and Managing Director of ICANN’s Asia Pacific office. Jia Rong brings an exceptional blend of experience, leadership, and vision to this role, making him the ideal candidate to lead APNIC into the future. </p> | Aug 01 21:46 |
| schestowitz[TR2] | </blockquote> | Aug 01 21:46 |
| schestowitz[TR2] | </li> | Aug 01 21:46 |
| -TechBytesBot/#techbytes-blog.apnic.net | APNIC appoints Jia Rong Low as Director General | APNIC Blog | Aug 01 21:46 | |
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