●● IRC: #techbytes @ Techrights IRC Network: Friday, May 08, 2026 ●● ● May 08 [00:32] *psydruid (~psydruid@jevhxkzmtrbww.irc) has joined #techbytes ● May 08 [02:54] *x-amarsh04 has quit (Quit: Konversation terminated!) [02:58] *x-amarsh04 (~amarsh04@atu2uhbvxaeyw.irc) has joined #techbytes ● May 08 [03:30] schestowitz[TR2] if IBM wanted to fix anything they would fire Joanne the Walrus and her F&O leaders (including CIO) who are nothing but a bunch of whiny A$$ ki$$ers. They are a total waste of time and will continue to go nowhere....while collecting big paychecks for sitting around. And someone should get rid of their leader Krabanaugh too - how many badges did he earn this year and what did he get upskilled in ? Eating more unhealthy burgers and f [03:30] schestowitz[TR2] ries ? [03:30] schestowitz[TR2] https://www.thelayoff.com/t/1kr24aeev [03:30] -TechBytesBot/#techbytes- ( status 403 @ https://www.thelayoff.com/t/1kr24aeev ) ● May 08 [06:26] schestowitz[TR2] "Richard Stallman didnt just challenge software companies he challenged the entire philosophy of ownership in technology. [06:26] schestowitz[TR2] At a time when software was becoming private and locked behind corporate control, Stallman introduced a radical idea called Copyleft. [06:26] schestowitz[TR2] Instead of restricting access, Copyleft allowed anyone to use, modify, and improve software as long as it stayed open for everyone else too. [06:26] schestowitz[TR2] This idea became the foundation of the open-source movement, powering technologies that shape the modern internet today, including Linux servers and Android systems. [06:26] schestowitz[TR2] The biggest innovation wasnt just code. [06:26] schestowitz[TR2] It was collaboration at a global scale. [06:26] schestowitz[TR2] Sometimes the strongest systems are not built by protecting ideas but by allowing millions of people to improve them together." [06:29] schestowitz[TR2] https://www.thelayoff.com/t/1kqzn1a3g [06:29] schestowitz[TR2] " [06:29] schestowitz[TR2] So which one of yous guys decided to make the Bob look like a baby's pe---e? [06:29] schestowitz[TR2] 2 hours ago by Anonymous [06:29] schestowitz[TR2] | 1 reaction (+1/-0) | Reply [06:29] schestowitz[TR2] Post ID: @fc+1kqzn1a3g [06:29] schestowitz[TR2] +3 [06:29] schestowitz[TR2] @f3 Try this on for size. Good night Bob. IBM is that loud obnoxious clown at the carnival that sits on a shelf in a cage filled with water that everyone throws ba--s at to knock them in the water and laughs at. IBM's best days were in the 50s-60s-70s when they MADE incredible things. [06:29] schestowitz[TR2] 10 year returns: [06:29] schestowitz[TR2] IBM 180% [06:29] schestowitz[TR2] NVIDIA Corp 20,000% to 23,000%+ [06:29] schestowitz[TR2] Alphabet Inc 800% 1,000%+ [06:29] schestowitz[TR2] Apple Inc 1,200% [06:29] schestowitz[TR2] Microsoft Corp 1,000% 1,200%+ [06:29] schestowitz[TR2] Amazon.com Inc 800% 1,000% [06:29] schestowitz[TR2] Meta Platforms Inc 700% 900% [06:29] schestowitz[TR2] Taiwan Semiconductor Manufacturing Co 900% 1,100%+ [06:29] schestowitz[TR2] Broadcom Inc (AVGO) 1,500% 2,000% [06:29] schestowitz[TR2] Oracle Corp 400% 600% [06:29] schestowitz[TR2] ASML Holding 1,000% 1,300% [06:29] schestowitz[TR2] Samsung Electronics 300% 500%+ [06:29] schestowitz[TR2] 3 hours ago by Anonymous [06:29] schestowitz[TR2] | 3 reactions (+3/-0) | Reply [06:29] schestowitz[TR2] Post ID: @f9+1kqzn1a3g [06:29] schestowitz[TR2] 0 [06:29] schestowitz[TR2] Stock was up 5.57 today bitttccchheesss [06:29] schestowitz[TR2] 4 hours ago by Anonymous [06:29] schestowitz[TR2] | no reactions | Reply [06:29] schestowitz[TR2] Post ID: @f3+1kqzn1a3g [06:29] schestowitz[TR2] +6 [06:29] schestowitz[TR2] The id--ts at IBM that pushed for Bob adoption as useless POS slimy creeps. [06:29] schestowitz[TR2] The lead of the team jumped off the team a couple of months before the release. As useless piece of sh-t. [06:29] schestowitz[TR2] 8 hours ago by Anonymous [06:29] schestowitz[TR2] | 6 reactions (+6/-0) | Reply [06:29] schestowitz[TR2] Post ID: @e9+1kqzn1a3g [06:29] schestowitz[TR2] +4 [06:29] schestowitz[TR2] @e0 yep thanks. The product seems pathetic. The cheerleading pathetic. I idea that someone with an ounce of technical chops would use something (I cannot call it a produtc) called "Bob" is pathetic. Worst of all, my eyes are going to pop out of my head if I see that pathetic and stupid AI generated plastic icon known as Bob doll. [06:29] schestowitz[TR2] " [06:29] -TechBytesBot/#techbytes- ( status 403 @ https://www.thelayoff.com/t/1kqzn1a3g ) ● May 08 [07:21] *psydroid3 (~psydroid@36imbvshpgubk.irc) has joined #techbytes [07:35] *psydroid3 has quit (Ping timeout: 2m30s) ● May 08 [11:21] schestowitz[TR2] There is at least one reply to Akira in the LibrePlanet moderation queue: [11:21] schestowitz[TR2] https://lists.gnu.org/archive/html/libreplanet-discuss/2026-05/msg00001.html [11:21] schestowitz[TR2] We'll see how many days or weeks it takes for those to be let through, if ever. [11:21] schestowitz[TR2] > New digital media swayed public sentiment toward supporting Trump [11:21] schestowitz[TR2] > and GOP, says recent study published in Nature. [11:21] schestowitz[TR2] Thanks, will cover this shortly. [11:21] -TechBytesBot/#techbytes-Connection timed out after 10001 milliseconds ( status 0 @ https://lists.gnu.org/archive/html/libreplanet-discuss/2026-05/msg00001.html ) [11:24] schestowitz[TR2] > [11:24] schestowitz[TR2] > [11:24] schestowitz[TR2] Be sure to quote from the transcripts: [11:24] schestowitz[TR2] = [11:24] schestowitz[TR2] "Carole Cadwalladr: This is what a digital coup looks like | TED Talk" [11:24] schestowitz[TR2] https://www.ted.com/talks/carole_cadwalladr_this_is_what_a_digital_coup_looks_like [11:24] schestowitz[TR2] = [11:24] schestowitz[TR2] "Carole Cadwalladr: Facebook's role in Brexit and the threat to democracy | TED Talk" [11:24] schestowitz[TR2] https://www.ted.com/talks/carole_cadwalladr_facebook_s_role_in_brexit_and_the_threat_to_democracy ● May 08 [12:18] *psydruid (~psydruid@jevhxkzmtrbww.irc) has left #techbytes [12:33] *psydruid (~psydruid@jevhxkzmtrbww.irc) has joined #techbytes ● May 08 [13:28] *FANTOM has quit (Connection closed) ● May 08 [14:48] *x-amarsh04 has quit (Quit: Konversation terminated!) [14:54] *x-amarsh04 (~amarsh04@atu2uhbvxaeyw.irc) has joined #techbytes ● May 08 [15:35] schestowitz[TR2] https://www.thelayoff.com/t/1kr24aeev#replies [15:35] -TechBytesBot/#techbytes- ( status 403 @ https://www.thelayoff.com/t/1kr24aeev#replies ) [15:35] schestowitz[TR2] "with Matt you have to understand that the lights are on, but no one is home. He makes up for that by acting like a charging bull in a China shop during presentations. [15:35] schestowitz[TR2] And yes, he is Loathsome indeed. [15:35] schestowitz[TR2] 12 minutes ago by Anonymous [15:35] schestowitz[TR2] | 3 reactions (+3/-0) | Reply [15:35] schestowitz[TR2] Post ID: @d8+1kr24aeev [15:35] schestowitz[TR2] +3 [15:35] schestowitz[TR2] @cq lol - "next release". That was always the standard response to fixing these terrible products - the next release is going to ki-l it! Another hype cycle. [15:35] schestowitz[TR2] So how would you even know if AskIBM was "better"? Your NPS is -50 but Matt Loathsome doesn't like metrics that make him look bad so let's pretend that isn't the worst score ever. Maybe require everyone to do 10% more AI and then report that 10% up tick in output as "success"? [15:35] schestowitz[TR2] The problem isn't just the tech - you have the wrong people working on it. They think every problem can be solved with better tech and for those that can't, best to ignore those. The days of research, reflect and fix are over when you can just pretend that a future release will magically fix the problems everyone is ignoring. "Trust me bro!" [15:35] schestowitz[TR2] Fire them all. [15:35] schestowitz[TR2] 20 minutes ago by FireAskBS [15:35] schestowitz[TR2] | 3 reactions (+3/-0) | Reply [15:35] schestowitz[TR2] Post ID: @d7+1kr24aeev [15:35] schestowitz[TR2] +2 [15:35] schestowitz[TR2] @am management uses the hr bot to put people on pips [15:35] schestowitz[TR2] 1 hour ago by Anonymous [15:35] schestowitz[TR2] | 2 reactions (+2/-0) | Reply [15:35] schestowitz[TR2] Post ID: @d1+1kr24aeev [15:35] schestowitz[TR2] +3 [15:35] schestowitz[TR2] @cq [15:35] schestowitz[TR2] AskIBM is garbage, "a lot" better means, it is still garbage. [15:35] schestowitz[TR2] When, useless and mediocre people are responsible of these garbage are not fired, you have the current miserable and stupid IBM. [15:35] schestowitz[TR2] The mediocrity starts from the top with the stupid Indian id--t at the top. [15:35] schestowitz[TR2] 2 hours ago by Anonymous [15:35] schestowitz[TR2] | 3 reactions (+3/-0) | Reply [15:35] schestowitz[TR2] Post ID: @ct+1kr24aeev [15:35] schestowitz[TR2] -4 [15:35] schestowitz[TR2] AskIBM has an upcoming refresh thats a lot better. AskIT has hardly anybody working on it because, of course, the team got repeatedly cut. Its not that the people arent good, its the total underinvestment in this stuff. They pretty much took the savings before it delivered what was needed. [15:35] schestowitz[TR2] " ● May 08 [16:02] *FANTOM (~fantom@freenode-asa.ci7.v1ickb.IP) has joined #techbytes ● May 08 [17:16] schestowitz[TR2] https://www.thelayoff.com/t/1kr24aeev#replies [17:16] -TechBytesBot/#techbytes- ( status 403 @ https://www.thelayoff.com/t/1kr24aeev#replies ) [17:16] schestowitz[TR2] " [17:16] schestowitz[TR2] Bob and askHR are getting married. [17:16] schestowitz[TR2] 5 minutes ago by Anonymous [17:16] schestowitz[TR2] | no reactions | Reply [17:16] schestowitz[TR2] Post ID: @dk+1kr24aeev [17:16] schestowitz[TR2] +2 [17:16] schestowitz[TR2] @cq when Indian developers create garbage products like AskHR, AskIBM, AskIT etc, they blame it on resource cuts and under-investment. But...you get what you pay for. When Arvind and Krabanaugh insist on paying peanuts, all they can hire is a bunch of incompetent monkeys. [17:16] schestowitz[TR2] 1 hour ago by Anonymous [17:16] schestowitz[TR2] | 2 reactions (+2/-0) | Reply [17:16] schestowitz[TR2] Post ID: @de+1kr24aeev [17:16] schestowitz[TR2] +2 [17:16] schestowitz[TR2] They are called Client Zero because they deliver zero value to clients. [17:16] schestowitz[TR2] The quiet parts are spoken out loud. ● May 08 [19:35] *psydroid3 (~psydroid@36imbvshpgubk.irc) has joined #techbytes ● May 08 [22:06] *psydroid3 has quit (Quit: KVIrc 5.2.6 Quasar http://www.kvirc.net/) [22:21] schestowitz[TR2] https://www.thelayoff.com/t/1kr24aeev#replies [22:21] schestowitz[TR2] " better [22:21] schestowitz[TR2] 13 minutes ago by Anonymous [22:21] schestowitz[TR2] | no reactions | Reply [22:21] schestowitz[TR2] Post ID: @eh+1kr24aeev [22:21] schestowitz[TR2] +2 [22:21] schestowitz[TR2] Serious question: Is Bob as good as the AI in Cognos Analytics? [22:21] schestowitz[TR2] ROTFLMFAO [22:21] schestowitz[TR2] 20 minutes ago by Anonymous [22:21] schestowitz[TR2] | 2 reactions (+2/-0) | Reply [22:21] schestowitz[TR2] Post ID: @eg+1kr24aeev [22:21] schestowitz[TR2] +3 [22:21] schestowitz[TR2] @dk Are Alvind and Krabanaugh acting as the Best man and the Maid Of Honor for this wedding ? [22:21] schestowitz[TR2] LOL [22:21] schestowitz[TR2] 1 hour ago by Anonymous [22:21] schestowitz[TR2] | 3 reactions (+3/-0) | Reply [22:21] schestowitz[TR2] Post ID: @e9+1kr24aeev [22:21] schestowitz[TR2] +4 [22:21] schestowitz[TR2] @OP CLIENT ZERO = ZERO CLIENT [22:21] schestowitz[TR2] No self respecting customers or clients will touch IBM's junk products and tools because there are plenty of better ones out on the market. The IBM CIO is the only bunch of lunatics who would do this, to show that they eat their own dog food. No wonder things go from bad to worse. ZERO COMMON SENSE. [22:21] schestowitz[TR2] 2 hours ago by Anonymous [22:21] schestowitz[TR2] | 4 reactions (+4/-0) | Reply [22:21] schestowitz[TR2] Post ID: @e5+1kr24aeev [22:21] schestowitz[TR2] +8 [22:21] schestowitz[TR2] @dk Their offspring will be the first instance of self-replicating Artificial Idiocy. [22:21] schestowitz[TR2] "