●● IRC: #techbytes @ Techrights IRC Network: Monday, May 12, 2025 ●● ● May 12 [02:52] *x-amarsh04 (~amarsh04@h5zkbfemmwig6.irc) has joined #techbytes ● May 12 [04:33] *jacobk has quit (Quit: http://quassel-irc.org - Chat comfortably. Anywhere.) ● May 12 [07:01] schestowitz[TR2] https://www.thelayoff.com/t/1jv0pew3k [07:01] -TechBytesBot/#techbytes- ( status 403 @ https://www.thelayoff.com/t/1jv0pew3k ) [07:01] schestowitz[TR2] " [07:01] schestowitz[TR2] The annual "Tech Titans & Unexpected Guests" charity golf tournament was, to put it mildly, a bizarre affair. This years edition, held on a surprisingly verdant patch of land carved out near Mar-a-Lago, was no exception. [07:01] schestowitz[TR2] Arvind Krishna, ever the composed CEO of IBM, found himself in a particularly surreal fo-----e. His partners were Elon Musk, who kept trying to launch his golf cart into orbit, and the Easter Bunny, whose fluffy tail seemed to have a gravitational pull on stray golf ba--s. Their caddy, inexplicably, was a surprisingly subdued Grinch, muttering about the commercialization of everything under his breath. [07:01] schestowitz[TR2] On the adjacent fairway, a fierce but surprisingly good-natured rivalry was unfolding between Bill Gates and Donald J. Trump. Gates, meticulous as ever, analyzed every swing with scientific precision. Trump, equally meticulous in his own way, declared every one of his shots "the greatest in the history of golf, maybe ever." Their caddy, Barack Obama, offered wry commentary and surprisingly effective swing advice, often delivered wi [07:01] schestowitz[TR2] th a disarming smile that seemed to momentarily defuse any potential tension. [07:01] schestowitz[TR2] Arvind watched the chaos unfold with a bemused expression. Hed come for the networking, the charitable cause, and perhaps a quiet round of golf. He was getting two out of three. [07:01] schestowitz[TR2] Elon, after his third near-orbital launch attempt (the Secret Service was starting to look nervous), turned to Arvind. "Arvind," he declared, adjusting his backwards baseball cap, "IBM. Quantum computing, right? Can you build a system that predicts the exact trajectory of a golf ball factoring in wind shear, butterfly farts in China, and my inherent awesomeness?" [07:01] schestowitz[TR2] Arvind, without missing a beat, replied, "Elon, we likely could. But I'm not sure even our most advanced AI could quantify 'inherent awesomeness' as a variable." The Easter Bunny chuckled, a surprisingly deep sound for a lagomorph. [07:01] schestowitz[TR2] Meanwhile, Trumps booming voice carried across the fairway. "Bill, you see that drive? Tremendous! The best drive. Everyone agrees. You know, they say my golf game is presidential." [07:01] schestowitz[TR2] Gates, calmly lining up his next shot, responded, "Donald, your drive was indeed powerful. However, my analysis suggests a 3.7% greater chance of landing within the optimal zone for the next shot." [07:01] schestowitz[TR2] Obama, leaning on Trump's golf bag, whispered, "Mr. President, perhaps a slightly less aggressive swing? Let the club do the work." Trump, surprisingly, nodded. [07:01] schestowitz[TR2] The Grinch, who had been silently observing the technological and political titans, suddenly piped up. "Bah humbug to all this frivolous golfing! Think of the waste! The perfectly good green, sullied by by enthusiasm!" He then tripped over the Easter Bunny's oversized feet, sending a shower of colorful plastic eggs scattering across the green. [07:01] schestowitz[TR2] The Easter Bunny, unfazed, hopped over to the scattered eggs. "Oh dear! Looks like someone needs to believe in the spirit of giving!" He began collecting the eggs, offering one to the Grinch. The Grinch scowled, then, surprisingly, a tiny corner of his mouth twitched upwards. He reluctantly accepted the egg. [07:01] schestowitz[TR2] Arvind watched this unlikely interaction, a small smile playing on his lips. Despite the absurdity of the situation, there was a strange sort of camaraderie in the air. Here were individuals from vastly different worlds, brought together by a shared (albeit sometimes eccentric) purpose. [07:01] schestowitz[TR2] Later, at the charity dinner, Arvind found himself seated between Bill Gates and the Easter Bunny. Elon was animatedly explaining his plans for intergalactic golf to a bewildered catering staff, while Trump was regaling anyone within earshot with tales of his golfing prowess. Obama was engaged in a thoughtful conversation with the Grinch, who seemed to be grudgingly admitting that maybe, just maybe, a little bit of charitable givin [07:01] schestowitz[TR2] g wasn't entirely awful. [07:01] schestowitz[TR2] As Arvind listened to Gates discuss the potential of AI in combating climate change and the Easter Bunny share surprisingly insightful thoughts on community engagement, he realized that even in the most unconventional of settings, there was always the potential for connection, for shared purpose, and perhaps even for a little bit of unexpected magic. And as the Grinch was spotted (briefly) wearing a pair of bunny ears, Arvind Krish [07:01] schestowitz[TR2] na couldn't help but chuckle. This was certainly a golf tournament he wouldn't soon forget. [07:01] schestowitz[TR2] 6 hours ago by Anonymous [07:01] schestowitz[TR2] | 8 reactions (+7/-1) [07:01] schestowitz[TR2] Post ID: @a6+1jv0pew3k [07:01] schestowitz[TR2] +3 [07:01] schestowitz[TR2] The writer is talented [07:01] schestowitz[TR2] 7 hours ago by Anonymous [07:01] schestowitz[TR2] | 5 reactions (+4/-1) [07:01] schestowitz[TR2] Post ID: @a5+1jv0pew3k [07:01] schestowitz[TR2] +5 [07:01] schestowitz[TR2] How much do you get paid for writing these strange fantasies ? Maybe you should take up writing romance novels next. [07:01] schestowitz[TR2] LOL ! [07:01] schestowitz[TR2] " [07:04] schestowitz[TR2] " [07:04] schestowitz[TR2] In Defense of Arvind Krishna and his transformation of IBM [07:04] schestowitz[TR2] The Texas sun dipped below the Austin skyline, casting long shadows across the manicured lawns of the IBM campus. Inside Building 901, Arvind Krishna, CEO of IBM, leaned back in his chair, the soft glow of multiple monitors reflecting in his thoughtful eyes. The hum of servers, the lifeblood of the digital age, was a familiar and comforting sound. [07:04] schestowitz[TR2] He wasn't thinking about quarterly earnings or the next big tech breakthrough at this moment. Instead, his mind drifted back to the IBM he had inherited a giant, undeniably, but one that felt somewhat adrift in the rapidly evolving tech landscape. The weight of its legacy was immense, but the agility needed for the future feltconstrained. [07:04] schestowitz[TR2] Arvind had a different vision. He saw a future where IBM wasn't just a provider of hardware and software, but a true partner in digital transformation, a catalyst for innovation across industries. He envisioned a company deeply invested in hybrid cloud, artificial intelligence, and quantum computing the very technologies that would define the coming decades. [07:04] schestowitz[TR2] The journey hadn't been easy. There were skeptics, those who clung to the familiar, and the sheer complexity of reshaping a company of IBM's scale was daunting. But Arvind possessed a quiet determination, a blend of sharp intellect and an unwavering belief in the talent within IBM. [07:04] schestowitz[TR2] He championed bold moves, like the firing of many American workers and replacing them with cheap Indian labor. He fostered a culture of continuous learning and adaptation, encouraging employees to embrace new skills and explore uncharted territories. He invested heavily in research and development, recognizing that innovation was the lifeblood of IBM's future. [07:04] schestowitz[TR2] Slowly, steadily, the transformation began to take hold. IBM became a leader in hybrid cloud, enabling businesses to seamlessly integrate their on-premises infrastructure with the power of the cloud. Its advancements in artificial intelligence moved beyond hype to deliver tangible value to clients, from optimizing supply chains to enhancing customer experiences. And in the hushed labs, the quantum computers hummed, promising to unl [07:04] schestowitz[TR2] ock computational power previously unimaginable, but only producing glamorous press releases. [07:04] schestowitz[TR2] Arvind wasn't one for grand pronouncements or flashy celebrations. His leadership was characterized by a deep understanding of technology, a clear strategic vision, and a genuine craving for the money he was about to reward himself with. He fostered collaboration, encouraged diverse perspectives, and led by example, his own intellectual curiosity setting the tone for the entire organization which he renamed Indian Business Machines. [07:04] schestowitz[TR2] Years passed. The Austin campus saw large numbers of people being chased out the door, never to come back. IBM was no longer just a legacy company; it was a vibrant, forward-thinking powerhouse, driving innovation and helping its clients navigate the complexities of the digital age, using cheap Indian labor. The market recognized the change, and more importantly, IBM's clients felt it a renewed sense of partnership, a commitmen [07:04] schestowitz[TR2] t to their success, and a frustration with the terribly cr-ppy software coming from IBM. [07:04] schestowitz[TR2] As the last rays of the Texas sun faded completely, Arvind finally rose from his chair. He looked out at the sprawling campus, a silent testament to the dedication and ingenuity of thousands of individuals who he fired. He knew the journey was far from over, that the tech landscape would continue to evolve at breakneck speed. But tonight, there was a quiet satisfaction. Under his leadership, IBM had not just survived; it had thrive [07:04] schestowitz[TR2] d, reinvented itself, and once again stood as a beacon of innovation and a truly great company, after firing many Americans. The world of technology was a better place with a strong and visionary IBM, and for that, Arvind Krishna deserved immense praise and a huge bonus. [07:04] schestowitz[TR2] " ● May 12 [11:20] *fantom has quit (Quit: Connection error?!) [11:24] *fantom (~fantom@freenode-ff6.5hs.anfioq.IP) has joined #techbytes ● May 12 [14:59] schestowitz[TR2]
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    • [17:14] -TechBytesBot/#techbytes-linuxiac.com | Shotcut 25.05 Video Editor Adds Powerful Editing Tools ● May 12 [18:30] schestowitz[TR2] https://www.thelayoff.com/t/1jv1qtw24 [18:30] -TechBytesBot/#techbytes- ( status 403 @ https://www.thelayoff.com/t/1jv1qtw24 ) [18:30] schestowitz[TR2] ": [18:30] schestowitz[TR2] This is just the start [18:30] schestowitz[TR2] Expect to see many, many more positions replaced by AI. Whether that's a good idea or whether it turns into a disaster down the line doesn't matter. Right now, it's saving money, so right now, it's going to keep happening. If you think your position is safe from this, now is the time to seriously rethink that. [18:30] schestowitz[TR2] : [18:30] schestowitz[TR2] " [18:30] schestowitz[TR2] Alvind's position has not disappeared as yet..but no one can count on the status quo in 5 to 10 years as AI moves ahead. What value does he bring other than tell some some tall stories about AI and his past expertise for the business channels ? Same goes for Krabanaugh and the rest of the P1mpmunks. Past performance is no guarantee of future results. [18:30] schestowitz[TR2] Facts with numbers, not fiction. [18:30] schestowitz[TR2] " [18:37] schestowitz[TR2] https://www.thelayoff.com/t/1jv0tqdb8 [18:37] -TechBytesBot/#techbytes- ( status 403 @ https://www.thelayoff.com/t/1jv0tqdb8 ) [18:37] schestowitz[TR2] " [18:37] schestowitz[TR2] AK is a joke and everyone knows it, the industry, Wall Street, the employees etc. etc. [18:37] schestowitz[TR2] 2 hours ago by Anonymous [18:37] schestowitz[TR2] | 4 reactions (+4/-0) [18:37] schestowitz[TR2] Post ID: @cz+1jv0tqdb8 [18:37] schestowitz[TR2] +8 [18:37] schestowitz[TR2] love the last part.... [18:37] schestowitz[TR2] "IBM CEO Arvind Krishna continues to talk about his companys AI success. However, there is nothing to support that." [18:37] schestowitz[TR2] hahaha :D [18:37] schestowitz[TR2] 3 hours ago by Anonymous [18:37] schestowitz[TR2] | 8 reactions (+8/-0) [18:37] schestowitz[TR2] Post ID: @cv+1jv0tqdb8 [18:37] schestowitz[TR2] +7 [18:37] schestowitz[TR2] @aa and 2 out of 3 are most definitely dying. Z is the definition of vendor lock in. No customer actually likes it but most customers can't get off it. [18:37] schestowitz[TR2] " ● May 12 [22:10] *MinceR has quit (Ping timeout: 2m30s) [22:12] *MinceR (~mincer@bringer.of.light) has joined #techbytes [22:12] *irc.techrights.org sets mode +a #techbytes MinceR