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schestowitz__[TR] | > Hi Roy, | Dec 28 00:30 |
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schestowitz__[TR] | > | Dec 28 00:30 |
schestowitz__[TR] | > I agree. As a British "eccentric" I don't mind standing to shoulder | Dec 28 00:30 |
schestowitz__[TR] | > with other freethinkers and misfits, but I have to draw the line | Dec 28 00:30 |
schestowitz__[TR] | > between me and most of the 5G "crazies" :) | Dec 28 00:30 |
schestowitz__[TR] | > | Dec 28 00:30 |
schestowitz__[TR] | > There are many interesting "rights" issues connected to >20GHz radio, | Dec 28 00:30 |
schestowitz__[TR] | > passive illumination, tracking arbitary objects by "quantum | Dec 28 00:30 |
schestowitz__[TR] | > signature", or just the prevalence of ugly antennae. None of them I | Dec 28 00:30 |
schestowitz__[TR] | > really want to go into as a tech writer because I am hugely under | Dec 28 00:30 |
schestowitz__[TR] | > qualified and ambivalent as to the risk-benefit trade myself. | Dec 28 00:30 |
schestowitz__[TR] | > | Dec 28 00:30 |
schestowitz__[TR] | > Interestingly, did you know that Alan Turing wrote one of the most | Dec 28 00:30 |
schestowitz__[TR] | > extraordinary papers that relates to RF and health. It's in the | Dec 28 00:30 |
schestowitz__[TR] | > entropic equations of his "chemical basis of morphogenesis". When you | Dec 28 00:30 |
schestowitz__[TR] | > look at it in terms of information input, turns out that modulting | Dec 28 00:30 |
schestowitz__[TR] | > molecular dipoles may induce a different effect than (Brownian) | Dec 28 00:30 |
schestowitz__[TR] | > "heating" and possible mutational mechanism. Its probably buried the | Dec 28 00:30 |
schestowitz__[TR] | > noise floor of background radiation - I mean statistically living near | Dec 28 00:30 |
schestowitz__[TR] | > a granite rock throwing out alpha-particles gives 1000 times the | Dec 28 00:30 |
schestowitz__[TR] | > risk. But if it's talked about too much the real Luddites will seize | Dec 28 00:30 |
schestowitz__[TR] | > on it. So, I'm saying I don't believe in any risk myself, based on | Dec 28 00:30 |
schestowitz__[TR] | > evidence and theory I've seen, nut all the same I won't get drawn into | Dec 28 00:30 |
schestowitz__[TR] | > that speculation. | Dec 28 00:30 |
schestowitz__[TR] | > | Dec 28 00:30 |
schestowitz__[TR] | > From a moral/legal standpoint though, it has a bearing. So long as | Dec 28 00:30 |
schestowitz__[TR] | > there is _any_ reasonable doubt (which any good scientist will admit | Dec 28 00:30 |
schestowitz__[TR] | > to), then exercise of choice not to be needlessly exposed to any | Dec 28 00:30 |
schestowitz__[TR] | > _percieved_ risk is still an important right. | Dec 28 00:31 |
schestowitz__[TR] | > | Dec 28 00:31 |
schestowitz__[TR] | > So for me, as a father I feel okay to take a cautionary stance. A | Dec 28 00:31 |
schestowitz__[TR] | > _small_ factor in me refusing "smart meters" inside the house is doubt | Dec 28 00:31 |
schestowitz__[TR] | > over effects it might have on my kid... if I am wrong. Combining | Dec 28 00:31 |
schestowitz__[TR] | > falliblism with judgements against my better reason is a really | Dec 28 00:31 |
schestowitz__[TR] | > _uncomfortable_ position. Mybe that's why doubt is such a powerful | Dec 28 00:31 |
schestowitz__[TR] | > disinfo weapon? | Dec 28 00:31 |
schestowitz__[TR] | > | Dec 28 00:31 |
schestowitz__[TR] | > But here's what makes a genuine libeal society difficult. I should be | Dec 28 00:31 |
schestowitz__[TR] | > able to abjectly refuse to have a 5G source near my house because the | Dec 28 00:31 |
schestowitz__[TR] | > flying-spaghetti monster forbids it. Not that my voice should have | Dec 28 00:31 |
schestowitz__[TR] | > effect, but it ought to be heard, and indeed taken "seriously" (at | Dec 28 00:31 |
schestowitz__[TR] | > least as musch as any other superstitious claim of religions etc) | Dec 28 00:31 |
schestowitz__[TR] | > | Dec 28 00:31 |
schestowitz__[TR] | > This is where I think the arguments between FACTS! versus CONSPIRACY! | Dec 28 00:31 |
schestowitz__[TR] | > break down. And so I think my/our job is to de-escalate / de-polarise. | Dec 28 00:31 |
schestowitz__[TR] | > | Dec 28 00:31 |
schestowitz__[TR] | > all best. | Dec 28 00:31 |
schestowitz__[TR] | I've just published the part about 5G, sticking to facts. | Dec 28 00:31 |
schestowitz__[TR] | In a followup video, posted minutes ago, I mentioned the microwave oven for analogies. | Dec 28 00:31 |
schestowitz__[TR] | I've long said that approach difficult subject is possible, but you need to be careful and reread carefully (thinking, how will I be able to spin it? If I was my own enemy...). Or use video for full nuance to be visible. Without it, trouble begins because of out-of-context stuff. | Dec 28 00:31 |
schestowitz__[TR] | So far I've mostly avoided disaster, but some people still have a go at me: | Dec 28 00:31 |
schestowitz__[TR] | http://techrights.org/2021/12/25/timewasting-letters/ | Dec 28 00:31 |
-TechBytesBot/#techbytes-techrights.org | Stupid and Legally-Invalid Threats (Physical Letters) | Techrights | Dec 28 00:31 | |
schestowitz__[TR] | > I have edited "Dude, where's my future?" | Dec 28 00:34 |
schestowitz__[TR] | > | Dec 28 00:34 |
schestowitz__[TR] | > to split off a part on "A healthy scepticism about progress" (which is | Dec 28 00:34 |
schestowitz__[TR] | > partly from my partner who was an NHS front line mental health worker | Dec 28 00:34 |
schestowitz__[TR] | > now in her own practice) and from other health workers I've | Dec 28 00:34 |
schestowitz__[TR] | > spoken to this year. | Dec 28 00:34 |
schestowitz__[TR] | > | Dec 28 00:34 |
schestowitz__[TR] | > thanks | Dec 28 00:34 |
schestowitz__[TR] | Ah, OK, I've just 'pulled' text from that part yet. I will double-check that in my parts 3 & 4 texts there's no changes wrt your latest upload. | Dec 28 00:34 |
schestowitz__[TR] | I will, from now on, refresh each day just in case you make edits further down the page. | Dec 28 00:34 |
schestowitz__[TR] | Hmmm... you know what? Sod it, I'll publish part 3 now as I want to be sure I didn't miss some new edits. This means it'll still go into today's bulletin | Dec 28 00:34 |
schestowitz__[TR] | http://techrights.org/txt | Dec 28 00:35 |
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schestowitz__[TR] | Dr. Andy Farnell shares his experiences from this past year -- a sporadic collection of thoughts that can hopefully start a dialogue about unhealthy and unethical trends in today's increasingly regressive if not Orwellian technology; he now focuses on pandemic response and knowledge sharing, as opposed to privateering and profiteering (this includes a modest proposal/critique of some problematic aspects of patent and copyright laws)abandoned | Dec 28 15:51 |
schestowitz__[TR] | abandoned (revised draft): | Dec 28 15:51 |
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schestowitz__[TR] | <h3 id="org12f6073">A few little pricks</h3> | Dec 28 15:51 |
schestowitz__[TR] | <div class="outline-text-3" id="text-org12f6073"> | Dec 28 15:51 |
schestowitz__[TR] | <font size="5"><b><a name="top">T</a></b></font>hree doses of experimental mRNA technology entered my body this year, each left me feeling physically rotten for a day. Mentally fortified by the prospect of not dying from Covid and being less likely to <i>kill someone I love</i>, I say "Hooray for the biologists!". | Dec 28 15:51 |
schestowitz__[TR] | <p> | Dec 28 15:51 |
schestowitz__[TR] | In the technologist's room however, our view is of the <a href="https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2021/mar/10/the-guardian-view-on-test-and-trace-count-the-true-cost-of-failure">£35bn elephant's arse</a> that was "Track and Trace". Early in the pandemic (March 2020) I ran a workshop for students on <a href="https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mathematical_modelling_of_infectious_disease">models of contagion, percolation and dissemination</ | Dec 28 15:51 |
-TechBytesBot/#techbytes- ( status 400 @ https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2021/mar/10/the-guardian-view-on-test-and-trace-count-the-true-cost-of-failure">£35bn ) | Dec 28 15:51 | |
-TechBytesBot/#techbytes- ( status 400 @ https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mathematical_modelling_of_infectious_disease">models ) | Dec 28 15:51 | |
schestowitz__[TR] | a>. We explored how we might use <a href="https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dining_cryptographers_problem">dining cryptographers</a> and <a href="https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zero-knowledge_proof">zero knowledge proofs</a> to build ephemeral anonymous contact graphs for forward and reverse tracing from QR codes and Wifi beacons. It took over a year, three changes of direction and a bonfire of public confidence for the NHS app to almost get there. | Dec 28 15:51 |
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schestowitz__[TR] | </p> | Dec 28 15:51 |
schestowitz__[TR] | <p><span class="pullQuote" style="width:300px">"Like so much mismanagement in this pandemic, pride, dishonesty and a fear of being forthright was our weakness. A key component for success is fast uptake and participation, so a good strategy is to carefully explain systems instead of <i>just lying about stuff</i>."</span>Of course we need <a href="https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-38320072">better technologists in government</a>. Perhaps | Dec 28 15:51 |
schestowitz__[TR] | by <a href="https://theconversation.com/hard-evidence-is-the-uk-really-experiencing-a-brain-drain-38269">paying more</a>. But my point is that <i>"Trust Is Everything"</i>. We cannot build anything in a society lacking trust. And in 2021 governments have been burning it like rocket-fuel. By trying to pass off a surveillance system as a public health measure, and by involving crony consultancy with <a href="https://www.theguardian.com/business/ | Dec 28 15:51 |
-TechBytesBot/#techbytes- ( status 404 @ https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-38320072">better ) | Dec 28 15:51 | |
schestowitz__[TR] | 2020/may/04/uk-government-using-crisis-to-transfer-nhs-duties-to-private-sector">creepy data-vampire corporations</a> the British government spooged away any hope of us quickly deploying life-saving solutions by inspiring public confidence.</p> | Dec 28 15:51 |
-TechBytesBot/#techbytes- ( status 404 @ https://theconversation.com/hard-evidence-is-the-uk-really-experiencing-a-brain-drain-38269">paying ) | Dec 28 15:51 | |
-TechBytesBot/#techbytes-www.theguardian.com | Business and finance news from Guardian US | The Guardian | Dec 28 15:51 | |
schestowitz__[TR] | <p>Like so much mismanagement in this pandemic, pride, dishonesty and a fear of being forthright was our weakness. A key component for success is fast uptake and participation, so a good strategy is to carefully explain systems instead of <i>just lying about stuff</i>. I <a href="https://liberality.net/digital-immunity-certificates-coronavirus-and-big-data.htm">spoke cynically</a> on how authorities would prefer to ratchet on power and | Dec 28 15:51 |
schestowitz__[TR] | intrusive "social legibility" rather than progress an elegant solution that solved the immediate problem. I predicted a market for forged digital "vaccine passports" nearly two years ago.</p> | Dec 28 15:51 |
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schestowitz__[TR] | <p>Low tech <i>privacy-respecting</i> technology involving printable tokens was within reach from the start, based on the premise that <i>people don't want to get Covid</i>. This is crucial from a digital-realist's perspective. Tech is realpolitik and the intrusion of perverse power incentives was a key factor in failure. With no punitive stick attached, and no kick-back for the data-brokers, our government let precious weeks and months slip | Dec 28 15:51 |
schestowitz__[TR] | past. Listening back to my predictions saddens me to have been right and that our governments acted immaturely and predictably.</p> | Dec 28 15:51 |
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schestowitz__[TR] | </div> | Dec 28 15:52 |
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schestowitz__[TR] | <h3 id="orgd768ece">Science 2.0</h3> | Dec 28 15:52 |
schestowitz__[TR] | <div class="outline-text-3" id="text-orgd768ece"> | Dec 28 15:52 |
schestowitz__[TR] | <p> | Dec 28 15:52 |
schestowitz__[TR] | All said, it's been a year of miraculous advances in mRNA research yielding potential jabs against HIV, Lyme's Disease and an ever growing list. A great time to revel in science and feel proud to be a scientist! My mum had a hip replacement performed by a robot and was on her feet again in a week! All hail our surgical robot overlords.</p> | Dec 28 15:52 |
schestowitz__[TR] | <p><span class="pullQuote" style="width:200px">"I hope that 2022 will continue the trend of scientific truth triumphing over the apparatchik of petty politics and profiteering."</span>Yet I believe it's not that crisis engenders innovation so much as it forces down the hand of those resisting change. The Gates Foundation had to <a href="https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/world/gates-foundation-reverses-position-on-covid-vaccine-patent-protections- | Dec 28 15:52 |
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schestowitz__[TR] | after-mounting-pressure/ar-BB1gtUCL">be shamed into</a> releasing their grip (with an unknown cost in lives). The backstory of Robert and Jill Malone's <a href="https://www.nature.com/articles/d41586-021-02483-w">long struggle</a> to advance a "shelved" mRNA research project seems typical of the frustration felt by scientists in so many fields who must swim against the tide of <a href="https://www.nature.com/articles/s41587-021-00912-9">patent | Dec 28 15:52 |
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schestowitz__[TR] | madness</a>, and other rackets that constitute scientific research and publishing. I really think we are facing 21<sup>st</sup> century problems with hands tied by an 18<sup>th</sup> century mentality.</p> | Dec 28 15:52 |
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schestowitz__[TR] | <p>This sad and wasteful pattern is repeated in climate science and security engineering. So this year I <a href="http://techrights.org/2021/11/29/teaching-cybersecurity/">wrote about</a> the helplessness and <i>Cassandra Complex</i> felt by many of us working within a <i>collective delusion</i> around cybersecurity. After educating myself more on distributed file-systems and delving into the crazy legal debacle around SciHub, I wrote a little | Dec 28 15:52 |
schestowitz__[TR] | fictional piece set in a world <a href="https://www.timeshighereducation.com/opinion/2048-information-unchained-and-even-schoolgirls-win-nobel-prizes">freed from the parasites that feed on science</a>. I hope that 2022 will continue the trend of scientific truth triumphing over the apparatchik of petty politics and profiteering. | Dec 28 15:52 |
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schestowitz__[TR] | https://twitter.com/MDX_0x0/status/1475896705258246157 | Dec 28 20:35 |
-TechBytesBot/#techbytes-@MDX_0x0: Excelent article!👉 https://t.co/D6ZosdCW8N https://t.co/D6GXSHVHCM | Dec 28 20:35 | |
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schestowitz__[TR] | ⚓ https://nitter.eu/43blah/status/1475844054273470464 | Dec 28 20:36 |
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schestowitz__[TR] | ⚓ https://nitter.eu/43blah/status/1475844054273470464 | Dec 28 20:36 |
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schestowitz__[TR] | [21:54] <ccccccccc> hi, got something I want to send you. what is a good way to sent you a plain text file?.. just use email? | Dec 28 23:21 |
schestowitz__[TR] | [21:54] <schestowitz__[TR]> yes | Dec 28 23:21 |
schestowitz__[TR] | [21:55] <ccccccccc> ok | Dec 28 23:21 |
schestowitz__[TR] | [21:57] <schestowitz__[TR]> checking mail... | Dec 28 23:21 |
schestowitz__[TR] | [21:58] <ccccccccc> what is your email address again... thought I had it somewhere | Dec 28 23:21 |
schestowitz__[TR] | [21:58] <schestowitz__[TR]> roy at schestowitz com | Dec 28 23:21 |
schestowitz__[TR] | [21:58] <ccccccccc> ok | Dec 28 23:21 |
schestowitz__[TR] | [22:06] <schestowitz__[TR]> your own essay? | Dec 28 23:21 |
schestowitz__[TR] | [22:07] <ccccccccc> no this was from some where on the ether from the days of bbs's | Dec 28 23:21 |
schestowitz__[TR] | [22:07] <schestowitz__[TR]> wow | Dec 28 23:21 |
schestowitz__[TR] | [22:07] <schestowitz__[TR]> so this is ancient | Dec 28 23:21 |
schestowitz__[TR] | [22:07] <ccccccccc> I thought about it just a lil while ago... could find no reference to it on the web. | Dec 28 23:21 |
schestowitz__[TR] | [22:08] <ccccccccc> I still had a printed copy hanging on my bulletin board.. | Dec 28 23:21 |
schestowitz__[TR] | Dec 28 23:21 | |
schestowitz__[TR] | Dec 28 23:21 | |
schestowitz__[TR] | The Computer Industry Pecking Order | Dec 28 23:21 |
schestowitz__[TR] | Head of a Computer Company: | Dec 28 23:21 |
schestowitz__[TR] | • Can Leap tall building in a single bound | Dec 28 23:21 |
schestowitz__[TR] | • Is more powerful than a locomotive | Dec 28 23:21 |
schestowitz__[TR] | • Is faster than a speeding bullet | Dec 28 23:21 |
schestowitz__[TR] | • Can walk on water | Dec 28 23:21 |
schestowitz__[TR] | • Is top advisor to God | Dec 28 23:21 |
schestowitz__[TR] | Software Engineer: | Dec 28 23:21 |
schestowitz__[TR] | • Can leap over tall building in a few jumps | Dec 28 23:21 |
schestowitz__[TR] | • Is about as powerful as a locomotive | Dec 28 23:21 |
schestowitz__[TR] | • Runs a dead heat with a speeding bullet | Dec 28 23:21 |
schestowitz__[TR] | • Is a good swimmer | Dec 28 23:21 |
schestowitz__[TR] | • Is on speaking terms with God | Dec 28 23:21 |
schestowitz__[TR] | Senior Analyst: | Dec 28 23:21 |
schestowitz__[TR] | • Can leap buildings with a running start and a good wind | Dec 28 23:21 |
schestowitz__[TR] | • Is as powerful as a wagon | Dec 28 23:21 |
schestowitz__[TR] | • Hears the bullet pass by | Dec 28 23:21 |
schestowitz__[TR] | • Can dog-paddle his way to shore | Dec 28 23:21 |
schestowitz__[TR] | • Is generally ignored by God | Dec 28 23:21 |
schestowitz__[TR] | Analyst: | Dec 28 23:21 |
schestowitz__[TR] | • Crashes into the third story of the building | Dec 28 23:21 |
schestowitz__[TR] | • Is tied down to the railroad tracks | Dec 28 23:22 |
schestowitz__[TR] | • Is issued a cap gun and blanks | Dec 28 23:22 |
schestowitz__[TR] | • Sinks like a rock | Dec 28 23:22 |
schestowitz__[TR] | • Is an atheist | Dec 28 23:22 |
schestowitz__[TR] | Maintenance programmer: | Dec 28 23:22 |
schestowitz__[TR] | • Trips over the “Welcome” mat of buildings | Dec 28 23:22 |
schestowitz__[TR] | • Says, “Look at the big choo-choo” | Dec 28 23:22 |
schestowitz__[TR] | • Wets himself with a water pistol | Dec 28 23:22 |
schestowitz__[TR] | • Plays in the wading pool | Dec 28 23:22 |
schestowitz__[TR] | • Mumbles to himself | Dec 28 23:22 |
schestowitz__[TR] | The Programmer: | Dec 28 23:22 |
schestowitz__[TR] | • Crushes tall buildings and wades through the rubble | Dec 28 23:22 |
schestowitz__[TR] | • Kicks trains off their tracks | Dec 28 23:22 |
schestowitz__[TR] | • Catches bullets with his mouth and eats them | Dec 28 23:22 |
schestowitz__[TR] | • Parts water with a wave of his hand | Dec 28 23:22 |
schestowitz__[TR] | • HE IS GOD!!! | Dec 28 23:22 |
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