[Meme] The Purpose of Life is to Find a Desk

posted by Roy Schestowitz on Jun 12, 2024

Yo dawg, I herd that at EPO people apply for an allocated work desk so they can examine their life's purpose while examining patents

Context: EPO Has Gotten So Bad That Workers Need to Ask to be Allocated a Desk (at Work)

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