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Layoffs as Happy Stories in the Corporate Media

posted by Roy Schestowitz on Nov 14, 2024,
updated Nov 14, 2024

Consider this 'meme':

Layoffs as: Year of efficiency; Pivot to 'Hey Hi'; Voluntary redundancies :)

It's based on a longstanding pattern. Here are some new examples from the news.

A CEO appointed by Bezos (founder) to lie to the media:

 Amazon CEO denies full in-office mandate is 'backdoor layoff'

Amazon Boss Denies Return To Office Mandate Is ‘Backdoor Layoff’

Layoffs are "growth":

AMD Says It’s Laying Off 4 Percent Of Workforce Amid AI Chip Push

Reducing headcount is "growth", apparently.

AMD to Cut 4% of Workforce to Focus on AI Chips

Mass layoffs (over 10% of staff) are people who "leave":

Over 1,000 Intel Israel employees leave the company

This week's spin; companies driving out their workers means they "leave".

If corporate media is controlled by corporate interests, then even bad news (or corporate failure) will get spun as "success" or "innovation" (vapourware like "Hey Hi").

By the way, IBM is 60.126 billion dollars in debt, according to IBM. But that does not tell the full story because of debt-loading and offloading of debt. For instance, 4.099 billion dollars in debt at Kyndryl Holdings Inc.

How much of its debt has IBM hidden by offloading to units it can later liquidate along with the "missing money"? Some call this "financial engineering". The corporate media calls it "shrewd" accounting.

CEO kills CEO's company. Will the media know?

Hours ago (it is about IBM):

All the reasonable people seem to be already gone

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