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As Expected, Microsoft Uses Media Operative (Jordan Novet) to Downplay the Scale of Mass Layoffs

posted by Roy Schestowitz on May 13, 2025,
updated May 13, 2025

Jordan Novet

Microsoft got their favourite media mole to "break" the news: yes, it's Jordan Novet, as usual. Microsoft trots him out every time there's bad news it needs to twist for the media to then parrot as "truth". We covered many examples earlier this year and especially in 2023 and 2024. He's not some "ordinary" journalist; he has done this for Microsoft for many years. He's like a media operative of theirs, akin to Peter Bright. Microsoft 'feeds' them the material they publish to "seed" a false consensus or PR spin.

A few minutes ago he said (in the headline) "Microsoft is cutting 3% of all workers".

Well, those numbers are false and misleading, based on prior leaks. The real numbers are 5%+5%, i.e. 10%.

We already did some prebunking. We'll follow up soon with easy debunking

One might add that they already "flood the zone with ****" about the famous criminal and some unrelated old chaff [1, 2].

Update: And yet another Microsoft-controlled (sponsored [1, 2]) site now parrots the same misleading figures. It is from Todd Bishop, who burns Microsoft whistleblowers by ratting them out to Microsoft.

These are not random people; Microsoft uses them to seed false "information" (misinformation) for other sites to parrot as "the facts"

"GeekWire co-founder Todd Bishop" does not cite any sources, so we know he got fed this false information directly from his controllers (Microsoft). He had direct contacts with the President, who spread many lies this year.

To be clear, this is not journalism but Microsoft-controlled sites and/or authors disguised as reporters to "manage perceptions" for the company and "set the scene", drowning out the noise with face-saving nonsense.

Update #2: We now see bots and slopfarms (LLM slop) spreading, replicating, amplifying and supposedly 'legitimising' the above lies, e.g. here.

Microsoft-controlled LLMs are likely to cause a storm of words to spread online; anyone with a critical eye (or views) will be lost in the noise they make on the Web.

Update #3: Now the Microsoft sites are parroting the above Microsoft operatives as credible sources, even though they're just Microsoft. So it's like Microsoft basically using itself as a citation to spread whatever narrative they're after (like blaming "AI" for an actual business failure, pretending people get replaced by slop).

Microsoft is cutting 3% of its workforce, resulting in thousands of employees being laid off, per a report from CNBC on Tuesday.

It's too late [sic] to correct Microsoft, as it now controls the narrative though its operatives:

Microsoft to cut 3% of workforce in its largest layoff round since 2023

Microsoft citing Microsoft citing Microsoft...

"You want to infiltrate those. Again, there’s two categories. There’s those that are controlled by vendors; like MSJ; we control that. And there’s those that are independent. [...] So that’s how you use journals that we control. The ones that third parties control, like the WinTech Journal, you want to infiltrate."

--Microsoft's chief evangelist

Update #4: More mindless parroting, some of it automated by now [1, 2, 3, 4]:

TOI's lies amplified: LLM slop network, Microsoft operative: Microsoft to lay off 3% of workforce, CNBC reports

Update #5: 15 minutes ago the Daily Mail said in the headline "US's biggest company to ax thousands of workers..." (that's false, the biggest US company is probably Walmart and even in tech alone Microsoft isn't biggest).

Notice who's cited:

Microsoft-fed media operative; positive spin, PR slant: Microsoft to ax thousands of workers... despite soaring profits and record stock price

Did they consider checking a source that's not the company itself, saving face?

More of the same below

Microsoft announces plans to lay off thousands more workers

Microsoft to Lay Off 3% of Workforce as Part of Cost-Cutting and AI Push

Microsoft laying off 3% of its staff, leaving thousands without a job

Microsoft to cut 3% of workforce amid restructuring effort - CNBC

Bill Gates-sponsored: Microsoft layoffs may hit 3% of global workforce

Microsoft has started its culling of managers and non-coders, with around 6,000 cuts planned: Far more, just like 20,000+ in 2023 was spun as 10,000

Microsoft announces layoffs that will impact at least 6,000 employees. Based on leaks, 3 to 4 times more.

Microsoft is Cutting 3 Percent of its Workforce

Parroting: Microsoft laying off 3% of workforce in biggest round of cuts since 2023 - report

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