Will Microsoft Once Again Choose Its Favourite Liar to Spread Lies About Today's Layoffs, Quickly to be Replicated and Spread by Slopfarms?
What lies is Microsoft briefing/instructing its media moles to tell today? Probably something something "HEY HI"...
Related: Microsoft Devises PR Stunts to Distract From Impending Mass Layoffs and Likely Bad Results Preceding Those Mass Layoffs | As Expected, Microsoft Uses Media Operative (Jordan Novet) to Downplay the Scale of Mass Layoffs
In this age of slopfarms a lot of the remaining news sites (those not reduced to slopfarms) are marketing spam disguised as news . That much can be said about the output of Jordan Novet, one of several who spent over a decade relaying obvious lies for Microsoft (Peter Bright was another).
Some time later today someone will tell some number (from Microsoft) along with a bunch of face-saving excuses. Within minutes, just like the last time, there will be dozens of slopfarms replicating the same lies with permutations on the words or rephrased parts. By that point, refuting lies becomes hard if not infeasible because it's a problem of scale.
So what lies will Microsoft tell today? Will they stick? As we said earlier (this morning), many journalists in the US are already on holiday (it's a national holiday later this week). █