Bonum Certa Men Certa

The Comment TheLayoff.com Has Just Censored for Criticising a Ridiculous Puff Piece of IBM Management

posted by Roy Schestowitz on Oct 07, 2025

Ridiculous Work Life Balance article from VC at IBM

Everything we link to in IRC automatically and instantly gets archived by us (since almost 2008 for IRC, as the auto-archive for the site dates back to early 2007, based on my vague recollection). It's because we have an archival bot. It habitually comes in handy.

TheLayoff.com uses ClownFlare, however, so our bot could not retrieve a copy of what was there (it does not play "JavaScript games") and Google Cache has been deprecated for a while (Google has it but refuses to share is any longer). Thankfully we saved the censored comment in IRC.

It said:

Emily Fontaine brags about herself in the article but like so many IBM "leaders" she is now just another IBM DEI nothing burger. Below is her LinkedIn profile and you can she not only has she DONE NOTHING, she LISTS NOTHING! No details nada nothing!

She has spent her whole career at IBM in do nothing jobs involving government and diversity and inclusion, No goals. No objectives, No strategies. No results. She popped out into this Head of VC role after following IBM CEO Arvind Krishna around for 2 years with her title as "IBM Office of the Chairman and CEO"?

I guess that means she knew he liked his chai black with sugars? No responsibilities and no results?! The article says she fills her day watching Korean dramas? Drinking water? And 10 miles with her doodles? Ok then great job!

Clearly far left DEI liberal activist who spends a good portion of her day reading political junk from the Wall Street Journal and The Economist. Went to Mount Holyoke and George Washington Univ and lives in DC swamp. Then listens to Washington DC political podcasts. No wonder IBM is such a woke dumpster fire.

OMG then she comes home and makes tea and watches CNBC! after walking the dogs? Oh and this is VERY IMPORTANT; "I plan my outfits over the weekend so I don't need to think about it in the morning."

Oh Wow when she is in NYC she tries REALLY hard to get to the IBM office by 8:30! And wait for it..."Breakfast is a must for me, and I usually grab a smoothie or anything egg-sandwich-related on my way in. I'm a vegetarian, so I've got to get that protein somehow.". And she walks around the loop of the office!!

And this nugget; she keeps mtgs to 20 minutes (what can you get done in 20 minutes?!) and un planned issues can throw her whole day off?! WTF?!

"Working on her laptop can be tedious and challenging". So she walks around to people's desks and interrupts them with her cup of water.

It just keeps getting better. "She is a big decorator" for her desk. She gets a desk while we get nothing. She made a calendar! And keeps he speaking engagement mtgs badges! And keeps a poster from CEOs who signed it after IBM invested in them. Whoopie!

Falling out of my chair now. She makes and brings her own lunch!? And on IBM's time practices sign language?! We have no time to go to the bathroom!

This article would make AN AWESOME SNL Saturday Night Live skit but other than that total BS fluff! C'MON IBM BE GREAT AGAIN AND STOP PROMOTING PEOPLE LIKE THIS!!!

https://www.linkedin.com/in/emily-fontaine-26a94b1ab/

TheLayoff.com considered this comment unfit for publication, despite it being heavily upvoted, but this person is a public figure (upper level management) and there are no rude or "bad" words.

It seems like TheLayoff.com does "quality control" based on optics rather than objective rules to be equally applied and fairly enforced.

If comments get censored for their "style" rather than their substance, then society will be worse off. They gag legitimate, probably honest but disgruntled workers who have legitimate worries about incompetent management and manipulative media (in this case Microsoft's MSN).

Emily Fontaine

Other Recent Techrights' Posts

How We Do Techrights (and What's Changing Next Week)
Many former news sites no longer yield much non-meaningless news (not anymore); there's a gap to be filled
Links 12/07/2026: Palantir Unrest and Wireshark 4.6.7
Links for the day
Links 12/07/2026: New Instrument Time and PalmOS Experiences in 2026
Links for the day
Red Hat Staff Says IBM Policy Has Stigmatised Him as a Tool and a Slopper With Plagiarism Tools
IBM is killing Red Hat with slop
Freedom of Choice or Freedom Versus Choice (or When All Choices Are Incompatible With Freedom)
When some business asserts that it gives people different options, then it can rightly argue that it offers some choices, but that is not the same as freedom
Techrights IRC Turns 5 Without a “Code of Conduct”, “Code of Conduct Committee”, and All Those Bureaucratic Nightmares
18+ years if one counts our time in Freenode as well
Why U No Use AI???
Many hype waves come and go
There Are Still Slopfarms in Google News
Google is trying to participate in if not lead this pyramid scheme
The Cyber Show Explains How Slop and Promotion of Slop is About Taking Control Away From Computer Users
"On making a trustworthy machine"
Keeping Available the Site at All Times
Informal arrangements and crowdfunding keep our work available despite resistance (including from people who break the law)
What If "Era of AI" and "AI Revolution" (Fake News) Never Happened?
So how much longer before the bust (or bubble-burst)?
GNU/Linux Approaches 5% in Australia
5% by year's end?
Europe/EU is Moving Towards Independence, Fast to Adopt Free Software
More and more states (governments, public sector) in Germany are dumping Microsoft
GNU/Linux Grows at the Expense of Windows
People who want to get work done already left Windows
Tux Machines Growing as a Volunteers-Run Site
Historically the site did not have many original stories, but this changed as the audience grew and the site gained more recognition
Links 12/07/2026: European Commission Versus ‘Addictive Design’, "Google Loses Final Appeal Over $4.7 Billion EU Android Antitrust Fine"
Links for the day
GNU/Linux Market Share Increases Some More Today, statCounter Measures It at 7.3%
Will more such thresholds and records be broken?
Gemini Links 12/07/2026: Studying Languages and 2026 Old Computer Challenge (OCC)
Links for the day
EPO "Cocaine Communication Manager" - Part XIII - At the EPO, Cocaine Addicts and Their Friends Are "Protected Class"
What does that tell us about the EPO?
Increasing Output by Focusing on Originals
It's probably more important to carry on with these than it is to keep abreast of non-crucial news
Amid Strikes and Industrial Actions, Young Professionals at the European Patent Office (EPO) Kept on 'Short Leash', According to the Local Staff Committee The Hague
Issues affecting Young Professionals
Over at Tux Machines...
GNU/Linux news for the past day
IRC Proceedings: Saturday, July 11, 2026
IRC logs for Saturday, July 11, 2026
Blogs May be Making a Comeback (They're Not Fediverse, They Are Joined by RSS Feeds)
Don't fake expansion where none existed
ChromeOS and GNU/Linux in the United Kingdom Reach 11%
the UK shows signs of digital maturity
Corporate Media: Blame the People Who Enter the Abandoned IBM Buildings, Not IBM for Abandoning Workers in Pursuit of IT Sweatshops
When the media spreads falsehoods stocks can go up (a lot higher), but at whose expense and how long for?
Canonical is Selling Microsoft, It Pays The Register MS to Sell Microsoft
It's all about money to them. And they call this journalism.
When Red Hat's HR Becomes the Same as IBM's HR (Bluewashing)
Red Hat keeps sacking very experienced engineers and adding temporary interns
GNU/Linux Growing in East Asia
Assuming this is more or less accurate, we could use a plausible explanation
SUEPO Munich Report on the Recent EPO Demonstration and Rolling Strikes That Continue to Grow
"increasing registrations for the 'rolling strikes' running until autumn"
Over a Week After Microsoft Discontinued Some XBox Models It Apparently Exits Some Markets Altogether
We seem to be witnessing the end of XBox
Gemini Links 11/07/2026: Old Computer challenge, Poems, Antenna, and More
Links for the day
Links 11/07/2026: "Trademark wars of Influencer Culture", Xinuos Uses Copyrights Versus UNIX
Links for the day
North America: GNU/Linux Measured at 10%
To better understand what contributes to the gains
Following Corrections and Adjustments statCounter Sees GNU/Linux at 7.1%, an All-Time High
There is a lot of layoffs at Microsoft this month
Over at Tux Machines...
GNU/Linux news for the past day
IRC Proceedings: Friday, July 10, 2026
IRC logs for Friday, July 10, 2026
Links 11/07/2026: Wednesday-Saturday News Catch-up
Links for the day
Prioritising High-Importance News
In order to fully catch up with news we'll not publish many new articles until next week