But he Was Born in Manchester! (Origin Stories)

posted by Roy Schestowitz on Nov 04, 2025

Ahead of tomorrow's match in the City Stadium, and given widespread confusion about the name "Linux", let's lead with an analogy.

Borussia Dortmund does not exist!

Borussia Dortmund does not matter!

Stop giving credit to Borussia Dortmund!

Borussia Dortmund are just a bunch of zealots!

It's called "ManCity" (Manchester City), nobody cares about Borussia Dortmund!

Without ManCity, Haaland would be nobody!

Nobody has ever heard of Borussia Dortmund anyway!

Borussia Dortmund are just "hippies"!

Haaland is from Scandinavia, so ManCity is really Scandinavian in origin!

All there is to ManCity is Haaland.

Haaland started professional football in 2023.

ManCity didn't count until 2023, nor did Borussia Dortmund! █

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