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JuristGate is for sale: three billion Swiss francs for a domain name

posted by Roy Schestowitz on Feb 05, 2026

Reprinted with permission from Daniel Pocock.

Wed, 04 Feb 2026

Conflict of Interest disclaimer: the author has resided in Switzerland, he has taken the Swiss citizenship oath and, from time to time, been party to legal and contractual relationships involving parties referenced in the JuristGate reports. The nature of these relationships is often declared within the research reports although we can't rule out the possibility some relationships or influences have not been explicitly itemized within every report.

When the share price of Credit Suisse, one of Switzerland's two top banks, went into its death spiral, the Swiss authorities had some discussions among themselves and the inevitable result of that discussion was the sale of Credit Suisse to their main rival, UBS.

The public were told that UBS had offered three billion Swiss francs to compensate the shareholders of Credit Suisse for their shares. Some people were sceptical about the method used to reach this valuation. Nonetheless, it was important for Swiss national pride.

When writing the reports on the JuristGate web site, I've attempted to operate with the highest level of accuracy and integrity. Nonetheless, everybody has their price. If somebody offered me three billion Swiss francs for the domain then I would probably do like Urban Angehrn and Birgit Rutishauser and take a lengthy garden leave.

In the meantime, to make up for the wayward support from Swiss legal insurance I've started a crowdfunding campaign to resolve one of the disputes relating to Debian. This is vital because we all do a lot of work for Debian and we are all entitled to equal recognition.

In a previous blog, I looked at the prompt and efficient manner in which Bernice is undertaking enforcement action to protect the public from rogue health practitioners in the State of Victoria.

Bernice generated a lot of news stories when she banned a social media influencer, Emily Lal, who promoted herself as The Authentic Birthkeeper. Lal had promoted wild birthing. A number of mothers and babies have died around the world when following the advice of social media influencers.

I don't know how much Bernice gets paid but I found a job vacancy for her deputy. The salary is in the range up to $290,000 per year. That is approximately CHF 160,000 Swiss francs.

As Bernice is a nurse and keyworkers never get paid what they are really worth I'm guessing her salary is not too much bigger than that.

The FINMA annual reports reveal the salaries for the CEO and executive team. Urban Angehrn's salary was CHF 602,000. It looks like FINMA pays their CEO three or four times what the State of Victoria pays Bernice.

We can compare their performance and see how many banning orders each of them has published:

FINMA (Swiss financial regulator) banning orders: they published 24 bans between 2018 and 2025. Some bans are not reported publicly.

Health Complaints Commissioner (Victoria) banning orders: Bernice has personally signed over 100 interim or permanent bans since taking office in July 2022.

This was Urban Angehrn's payout, CHF 581,000, when he resigned at the same time that FINMA published their anonymous decision about Parreaux, Thiebaud & Partners. Clients/victims were offered nothing.

Urban Angehrn, FINMA, garden leave, termination payment

 

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Conflict of Interest disclaimer: the author has resided in Switzerland, he has taken the Swiss citizenship oath and, from time to time, been party to legal and contractual relationships involving parties referenced in the JuristGate reports. The nature of these relationships is often declared within the research reports although we can't rule out the possibility some relationships or influences have not been explicitly itemized within every report.

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