The Corrupt Lecture the Non-Corrupt - Part I - EPO Management Talks About "Ethics" While Cocaine Users Run the Office
Having just begun a new series (Part I published earlier today) in addition to EPO "Cocaine Communication Manager" (will probably go on until the end of this year), let's talk about ethics.
What do ethical principles look like at Europe's second-largest institution, the EPO (European Patent Office)?
Let's examine what corrupt officials tell their staff. EPO VP4 Nellie Simon (part of what insiders call "Alicante Mafia" - she doesn't have background in patents, but horny Campinos knows her from Alicante) loves a bit of pinkwashing while telling everybody to work all day long (and nights too; she should know it's illegal, she studied law).
"For a start," as someone familiar with the hypocrisy has put it, "it may be handy to rub the document of ethical rules in their face. Signed by VP4." (Nellie Simon; no, she doesn't work all night and all day long, she's just sitting on a high horse, protected by horny Campinos).
Mind the date: (made on an Apple Mac)

This was last revised a few weeks before somebody from the President's family got arrested for cocaine possession and use.
This is on the intranet, we're moreover told, hence available to all EPO staff, which means anyone at the EPO can access it at any time.
We have our own (independent from EPO workplace) interpretation of it.
All we're doing here, in light of existence of some new scandals (anticipated but newly unearthed), is highlighting the sheer hypocrisy and double standards.
Let's start with the basics:

With 28 pages to go, this is going to be lots of fun, more so coinciding with a series about the EPO's status as kremlin.eu. █
