Media: Let's Repeat the Lie About Mass Layoffs Being a Win for a Buzzword

posted by Roy Schestowitz on May 05, 2026

Two months ago: The Corporate Media Repeated the Lies Told by Jack Dorsey ("AI" Hype), Now It Does the Same for Larry Ellison

Last month: Oracle Lays Off Because of Debt and Commercial Issues, Not Slop

In recent hours: (it's all just spin like that!)

[Coinbase is doing great! somethingsomething HEY HI (!!)] Coinbase layoffs cut 14% of staff amid crypto downturn, AI shift

We're expected to believe the lie that a fake currency's bubble (pyramid scheme basically) isn't the real issue and that Coinbase isn't having problems; in fact Coinbase is doing so well that these people have layoffs. Something something something [enter "AI" somewhere] revolution!

This says so much about the state of today's media. █

Two months ago: Coinbase - Like Block - is in Huge Trouble, Its Debt Nearly Doubled in Half a Year

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