2025: EPO President Campinos Breaks the Cookie Jar, Steals Another Million Euros While His "Brother-in-Law" Does Cocaine at the Office and Staff Prepares Rolling, Indefinite Strikes
Campinos is still at the EPO, but he really ought not be. "Just wanted you to hear that," one reader has told us about Campinos. "It's from a SUEPO source (I don't have the name)," we are assured, "but it is for 100% sure: "President Campinos 'gave' himself €800,000 last year as a bonus. Yes. €800K!!! It is true, but SUEPO is afraid to expose it..."
SUEPO did talk about similar things under Benoît Battistelli and the Central Staff Committee recently said Campinos was giving himself giant allowances, too.
This is the same Campinos who does cocaine with his friend Luis, we got told, and "who let him sleep with his sister... interesting."
Gives the ongoing strikes and all these scandals (they're not over!), any additional month of Campinos in charge of the EPO is a liability not just to the EPO but the EU as well. █