IBM is Self-Detonating, the Cheeto-Infused Rally is Another Con by Don

posted by Roy Schestowitz on Jun 02, 2026

IBM destroyed building

IBM, to America, is a dying company. Its headcount rapidly falls, buildings get permanently abandoned, and some get demolished; then IBM gets sued over its botched demolition (it actually happened weeks ago).

7 hours ago an Anonymous commenter said: "What goes up must come down - Just wait. insiders would have made a lot of money and everybody else would be left holding an empty bag."

We saw the same in Intel. They are talking up the stock, then let them fall (pump and dump). Rinse and repeat.

Each time they mention "quantum" remember it is vapourware, with promises dating back to the 1990s. █

3 days ago: IBM CEO Can Become a Billionaire by Laying Off Tens of Thousands of Workers (or Buying Companies Using Borrowed Money, Only to Lay off Thousands in Them)

IBM Shares Surge as Old Clip of Trump’s Praise Recirculates

Just "quantum" this, "quantum" that.

Worry not, it'll DEFINITELY happen this year. If not, then next year!

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