'Voluntary' Layoffs (a Form of Silent Layoffs): Microsoft Global Voluntary Separation Agreement (GVSA) in August 2026 and September 2026

posted by Roy Schestowitz on Aug 13, 2026

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"Buyouts" aka GVSA (silent layoffs) are not ending. Microsoft makes these the 'new normal'. Just like IBM, expect silent layoffs to carry on while Windows burns and the debt explodes.

They say the "revolution will not be televised". Likewise, GAFAM will not admit catastrophe, it'll just call it "hey hi revolution" (surrogate for endless debt, plundering pension funds [1, 2] and more because they cannot create growth, they can only steal others' future). █

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