Spongebob Memes About Yesterday's Microsoft Googlebombing Campaign Against 'Linux' (Pushing WSL, or Vista 10, by Misusing the Trademark)

Dr. Roy Schestowitz

2020-06-18 03:18:09 UTC
Modified: 2020-06-18 13:58:20 UTC

Please note: As discussed in IRC a few hours ago, we're omitting all links that would otherwise aid the googlebombing. We hope our humour is based sufficiently on the underlying facts and helps rebuttal/refutation of Microsoft's misinformation and subtle hostility (disguised thinly and superficially as "love").

ZDNet googlebomb

Ubuntu extend

The Spongebob: Gets 'Linux', Realises it's Windows

Buff Spongebob: Microsoft loves Linux, Microsoft puts GNU inside Vista 10, Microsoft takes over Github, along with GNU projects, Microsoft adds Linux, rebrands it WSL2, Microsoft adds proprietary DirectX, tells media it's much better, Microsoft compels OEMs and hardware companies to optimise for WSL, not GNU/Linux

Spongebob Strong: Embrace: we come in peace, Extend: Linux sucks! Let us fix it!, Extinguish: Nobody likes it anymore, Discard the original, back to monopoly

Spongebob Diapers: Kill Linux! Taking Linux Foundation to the cleaners, LF, Microsoft-controlled LF, FSF, OSI, Mozilla, GAFAM

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Spongebob Memes About Yesterday's Microsoft Googlebombing Campaign Against 'Linux' (Pushing WSL, or Vista 10, by Misusing the Trademark)

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