[Meme/Humour] EPO Wants Only Obedient and Mindless Workers

Dr. Roy Schestowitz

2020-07-19 04:08:59 UTC
Modified: 2020-07-19 04:08:59 UTC

Related: It Wasn't Judges With Weapons in Their Office, It Was Benoît Battistelli Who Brought Firearms to the European Patent Office (EPO) | Benoît Battistelli Refuses to Talk to the Media About Bringing Firearms to the EPO

Hotline Stalin: 'Ideas are far more powerful than guns. We don`t let our people have guns. Why should we let them have ideas?' -Joseph Stalin

Summary: Thoughts and scrutiny have become impermissible at the European Patent Office (EPO) under the appalling leadership of Benoît Battistelli and António Campinos

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