Not everything is an invention; life and nature, for example, are naturally-recurring, SCOTUS has insisted

Summary: Ample room for introspection now that patents are being assigned to bots

MOAR patents!

A patent for each child! MOAR monopolies For every animal in the wild!

Monopolies mean business Business needs monopoly Some amass 100,000 of them Protecting oligopoly

Let them eat patents Supplementary protection certificates for dessert A diet of monopolies On every pig and rat

The numbers are up Says Vichy from EPOnia Monopolies on everything Even coronavirus and pneumonia

"Monopolies on everything"'Social' dialogue with litigation firms Assures the Orange One The examiners are fleeing Oh, what have we done?

Patents on mathematics too Simulations and 'Hey Hi' Call them "SaMD" or "MedTech" As if without them people will die

Growth in monopolies secured More patents than people Bots need patents too The effect yet to ripple ⬆