[Meme] The AWS Bill is Here

Dr. Roy Schestowitz

2023-01-11 05:00:09 UTC
Modified: 2023-01-11 05:00:09 UTC

When important decisions are left to Mr. Kink

Summary: When the corporate media insists that companies now need "clown hosting" no wonder managers who are as untrained and inexperienced (in tech) as circus clowns make self-harming choices

Recent Techrights' Posts

It's Not a GAFAM World Anymore and There Are Far More Operating Systems Than Google's, Apple's, and Microsoft's: we're not getting the full picture of what's happening
Microsoft's XBox is Going Away Like Microsoft's Skype (Slowly But Surely, Then All at Once): XBox is dying rapidly
Codecs and Software Patents - Part IV - Things Got So Bad That Some Laptop Sales Got Banned in the EU (Over Software Patents!): If software patents lead to such severe outcomes, shouldn't the media pay closer attention to the problem?
Gemini Links 08/05/2026: Dissociated Pride and Prejudice, Smallnet Protocols Roundup: Links for the day
Links 08/05/2026: Slop Profiteer NVIDIA (and Circular Financing/Accounting Fraud Leader) May Be Liable for Mass Copyright Infringement, Kyndryl (IBM) Layoffs: Links for the day
Outgoing OSI Chief Was Paid by Microsoft to Advocate for GPL Violations (Using the OSI's Name). Now, Inside OIN, He Says GPL Violations Are 'Freedom'.: It seems like only compromised people can be "allowed" to run today's OSI
SLAPP Censorship - Part 70 Out of 200: Microsoft's Graveley Injunction Request 100% the Same as Garrett's (Pure 'Copy-paste', Not Even a Word or Single Character Changed!): Not so funny at all
Over 97% of the 'Linux' Foundation's Budget Goes Not to Linux: There is a term for this: mission creep
Cloudflare is a Giant Pile of Debt, Now There Are Mass Layoffs and Media Coverage About This is Churnalism, Sometimes by Slopfarms (False Excuses): If Cloudflare goes under, it'll be great news
NDAs as a Price Tag on Criticism (or Honest Expressions of Opinion): What ever happened to accountability? Suppressed by reverse bribes (via NDAs)?
Internal Microsoft Communications Confirm: "Buyout" Offer Worse Than a Year's Salary and Microsoft Offers "Retirement" to Young People Who Cannot Retire: Does that sound like a good offer or marching orders?
Site Overhauls at Cybershow and at analognowhere.com (Less is More!): They seem to be replacing the heavy PHP backend with static HTML pages
The Corrupt Lecture the Non-Corrupt - Part XVI - EPO Had Data Breaches, Covered Them Up, Now Lectures Staff That Didn't Do It and Didn't Cover It Up: Imagine what would happen to staff if (non-anonymously) blowing the whistle on management leaking and then covering up EPO data breaches
Over at Tux Machines...: GNU/Linux news for the past day
IRC Proceedings: Thursday, May 07, 2026: IRC logs for Thursday, May 07, 2026
Mass Layoffs at IBM's Kyndryl, Slop Won't Save Kyndryl: Kyndryl is a "done deal". It's done. It's finished.
Kyndryl Holdings Inc Falls Almost 15% in 2 Days, What Does That Tell Us About IBM?: The "Big Blue" 'shell game' isn't working
Companies That Say They Are "Hey Hi" (AI) Leaders Don't Really Do Well, They Have Mass Layoffs Because Hype and Storytelling Won't Live Up to Shareholders' Expectations: Microsoft's investment in slop is not going well
Gemini Links 07/05/2026: Unicode and "RSS 4 Noobs (Getting Started)": Links for the day
During IBM's Annual Event/Bash IBM's Stock Fell to (Almost) Lowest Level in a Year, Insiders Explain "IBM is on the Brink of Collapse.": Anthropic - like IBM - pays the media for puff pieces, exaggerations, and obvious vapourware
Servers Became "Cloud", VR Became "Metaverse", Now Bots Become "Agents" (of Slop): Changing the name of things won't prevent rejection, only delay the negative reaction some more
Links 07/05/2026: "The ‘Perfect Storm’ Hanging Over Britain’s Public Debt" and "Internet Shutdowns Spread in Africa": Links for the day
OSI Partners With Microsoft to Help Pretend Proprietary (GitHub) 'Celebrates' Open Source: And a Microsoft operative announced this as well
Links 07/05/2026: "Most Vibe-coded (Slop) Tools Are Not for You" and "Prepare for the PCB Shortage": Links for the day
SLAPP Censorship - Part 69 Out of 200: Microsoft's Graveley Strangles, Gets Arrested, Charged, Then Asks for Apology From Those Who Reported It by Recycling Garrett's Plea for Apology: Garrett realised that his "funny" lawsuit wasn't so funny anymore
Codecs and Software Patents - Part III - AOMedia Video 1 (AV1) and Antitrust Issues: As we'll show in later parts, this already results in bans of some hardware sales in Europe
The Corrupt Lecture the Non-Corrupt - Part XV - Talking About Responsibility and Accountability While Failing to Hold Themselves Accountable: what outlet is there for justice or for the Rule of Law?
Over at Tux Machines...: GNU/Linux news for the past day
IRC Proceedings: Wednesday, May 06, 2026: IRC logs for Wednesday, May 06, 2026
Gemini Links 07/05/2026: Dissociated Jekyll And Hyde, New Antenna 2.0.0: Links for the day
Google Slop Contains Serious Errors, Google Has Just Been Sued for 1.5 Million Dollars by One Victim of It: If he wins, the floodgates will open for millions of other people
Keeping Server Costs Under Control in Age of Zombie-Majority Net: The Web has become such a sordid mess not just due to chatbots and LLM bots
People Work for Microsoft Because They Fear No Other Company Would Hire Them: Why do people still work at Microsoft?
The Register MS Does "Microsoft Says", Fails to Accept XBox is Dying and Slop is a Failure: The real news today isn't some tweets from Microsoft
IBM Seems to be Imitating the European Patent Office's "Young Professionals" (YPs) With Client Innovation Center (CIC), Which is About Mass-Hiring Inexperienced People on Very Low Salaries (Sometimes Unlivable): So the future of IBM now is college students without experiences?
IBM Spammers With LLM Slop Discourage Discussion About IBM Problems and Layoffs: they would likely not bother had those discussions not hurt IBM's management [...] There is a similar problem this year in IRC
The Register MS is All About MS After the Site Overhaul, Now They Are a Platform of "Microsoft Says": They rewrite history for sponsors [...] Microsoft says. Hence, it must be true!
Pop the Slop Bubble, Don't Ask When It'll Pop or Expect Others to Pop It for You: It has all along been sold on a lie and it relied a great deal on corrupted (captured) media which played along with deliberate lies because it got paid to do this [...] The slop bubble is similar to the fake-coins bubble
SLAPP Censorship - Part 68 Out of 200: Based on Their Particulars of Claims, Microsoft's Graveley and Garrett Seem Like the Same Person (Exactly Same Words Used, Sloppily Recycled): almost identical (even a description of who they are and how they feel)
The Operating Systems statCounter Cannot Identify or Classify: Is it possible that statCounter just cannot properly decipher and classify systems brought by and controlled by eastern Asia as opposed to Europe and North America?
Gartner Group Paid The Register MS. And Now The Register MS is a "Gartner Says" Rag.: Follow the money
IBM Allegedly Used Apptio to Target and Sack (RA) Productive or 'Expensive' Employees, Are Apptio Staff Now Subjected to Layoffs?: Apptio is one of several companies that IBM buys only to sink together with the IBM boat, RMS Watson
Gemini Links 06/05/2026: "Who Knows That You Blog?" and New Official Antenna by Michael Nordmeyer: Links for the day
Links 06/05/2026: Apple Accepts That It Misled People on Slop and Begins Blocking Software/Games Made With Slop: Links for the day
Microsoft's XBox Exodus Carries on: Corporate VP of Gaming Ecosystem Organization and Corporate VP of XBox Devices and Ecosystem Both Leave Microsoft: Don't expect what's left of the media to properly report the true scale of the XBox cuts and executive-level departures
Codecs and Software Patents - Part II - AV1 and HEVC Not Really Safe: We are, in effect, looking at a sort of cartel (like the one which came out of Germany with MP3)
The Corrupt Lecture the Non-Corrupt - Part XIV - Antisemitism Inside the EPO: A sensitive topic for the European Patent Office (EPO)
Gemini Links 06/05/2026: Childhood Memories, Intense People, and Natural Web Exploration: Links for the day
Links 06/05/2026: Narges Mohammadi in Critical Condition and Copyright Infringement Rampant in Reddit: Links for the day
Over at Tux Machines...: GNU/Linux news for the past day
IRC Proceedings: Tuesday, May 05, 2026: IRC logs for Tuesday, May 05, 2026