Answer: It’s because he’s fat.

The only guy reading it is a guy who thinks you’re a pussy and shill for techcrunch. You hope, pray, everyday, that Mike will read you and bless your shitty blog. But he wont. Do you know why?

Because HE HATES all other tech blogs. But You? You are like Patty Hearst. You want your master, your captive, to take notice of you if you say something positive about him.

He won’t. You lose.

Try some enterprise reporting, Pussy. Look into the issues. No, I bet you can’t. I bet my empire you don’t even know HOW to investigate Arrington. Nope. All you do is rewrite his feelings. That’s it.

You little pussy. Why don’t you crawl back into Arrington’s ass where you feel most safe.

Pussy.

Arrington doesn’t need your support. He is doomed, and nothing your little blog says will help him. You HATE Novell and Microsoft but SUPPORT Arrington?

You sissy chickenfucker.

Back to your day job, Nancy.