07.28.20
Gemini version available ♊︎It’s Good to be King (of EPOnia)
No, he definitely doesn’t look like he’s going to rob a liquor store
Summary: Ode to king of the European Patent Office (EPO), António Campinos
PHOTO OPS done
Signing is fun
PPH on the run
Negotiations are none
Embargo first
EPO second
Patents supreme
Justice all flattened
Battistelli the emperor
Guardian of the galaxy
Oligarchy available
Monopoly a fantasy
Royalties secured
FRAND is all “Fair”
Bow to your overload
Come on, grow a pair
The awards up for grabs
Service was done
In service of barons
As society we shun
SUEPO is dirty
As dirty as “peasants”
CSC we shoot down
After ‘sport’ with the pheasants
Firearms at the Office
Battistelli brought Benalla
Projection tactics assured
Blame it all on Allah (and Judge Corcoran)
The balance of power
As power we serve
“Pirates” are the powerless
To dissent they found he nerve █