07.09.21

[Meme] Everything Computer or Computer Program is Now ‘AI’ (Hey Hi)

Posted in Humour at 9:53 pm by Dr. Roy Schestowitz

Just like every server is now ‘clown’ (the “clown computing” hype)

Hey Hi

Summary: The media keeps labeling everything “clown” and “smart”… and now “Hey Hi” (AI), but maybe that would stop if enough people started ridiculing those who participate in the misuse of words/buzzwords

07.05.21

Holiday for António, Glass and Metal Cages for the Rest of Us

Posted in Europe, Humour, Patents at 3:03 pm by Dr. Roy Schestowitz

Breakout

Summary: EPO is a great place to work; provided you’re in charge of it (connections required; qualifications don’t apply)

THE golden chair

Designed for the heir
Life isn’t fair
People don’t care

Boat close-upThe EPO‘s king
Who loves to sing
On a Mediterranean fling
With Bacardi and Sling

Alicante forever
Another BoA endeavour
A judicial lever
With an autocratic flavour

“Hey hi” revolution
Absorb this illusion
“Fourth industrial” delusion
Greenwashing and “inclusion”

07.02.21

[Meme] Making EBoA Great Again

Posted in Europe, Humour, Patents at 8:40 am by Dr. Roy Schestowitz

Calle Campinos, LLC: How's that hearing going? EBA judges: Ask again after the gymnastics
We’ve just received a live leak

Summary: EBoA (or EBA) footage leaked, owing to zero-day Zoom flaws

06.18.21

The Self-Hosting Song

Posted in Humour, Servers at 3:19 am by Dr. Roy Schestowitz

Servers

Summary: Cautionary tales about outsourcing one’s systems to companies that could not care less about anyone but themselves

NO need for hardware

“We put it in the clown”
It’s always just working
At least until it’s down

The service is astounding
A status page online
Maintenance windows announced
Based on their convenience, not mine

The clown is down tomorrow
Server upgrades urgent
Service restored later than expected
Except my crucial daemon and agent

“SuperService is FOSS!”Profits still a problem
For the clown provider, unlike you
Services discontinued
Your systems down the loo

SuperService is FOSS!
They say along with other dross
Then comes data loss
And they just don’t give a toss

06.07.21

The Kanté of Alicante

Posted in Europe, Humour, Patents at 9:33 am by Dr. Roy Schestowitz

Go team!

EPO moving the goalposts

Summary: Welcome to Campinos FC; it doesn’t know much about patents, but it can compensate by censoring everybody and bribing the media for false portrayals

INSURGENCY from Alicante

Nepotism over latte
The modus operandi
Buddy brings a buddy

La familia en route to Munich
Rijswijk, Haar, and its artful kitsch
Patents to them is a niche
But expensive galleries make them look rich

“La familia en route to Munich”Gallery full of wine
Ever-flowing like the Rhine
Racking up the fine
Hiding behind a front line

Francophone over ViCo
Maskless, a wannabe sicko
Cinco de Mayo, cinco cinco
By end of May kangaroo Arnold 'Dicko'

Child of Revolução dos Cravos
A bully like Sergio Ramos

Tell me something I don't know. Won't you, António?
Jeans and sneakers mean business, Sir!

05.17.21

[Meme] Virtual Prisons for Virtual Hearings (Haarings)

Posted in Europe, Humour, Patents at 5:47 am by Dr. Roy Schestowitz

Found guilty… before the hearings even started

I hereby found you guilty and sentence you to 10 years in virtual prison behind metal bars; In what?!

5 more years... in virtual prison

Summary: Today’s EPO has a truly twisted notion of the “rule of law”

President of the Boards of Appeal, the Star of the Haar Show

Posted in Europe, Humour, Patents at 5:31 am by Dr. Roy Schestowitz

President of the Boards of Appeal Calle Josefsson in Bandcamp
Calle Josefsson in Bandcamp

Summary: It’s best in the metal version; burn in Hell, Lesley Gore

It’s my party

I’ll shout if I want to
Shout if I want to
Pout if I want to

“Outsourced when I want that”It’s my country
I’ll bow when I want to
Break the law when I want to
Hide when I want to

WeddingIt’s my courtroom
Outsourced when I want that
Spied if it suits me
But not when I need my privacy

It’s my Office
I serve the agenda
Illegal agenda
Remove these addenda

I’m the queen of my courtroom
Working from my bathroom
Sometimes from my bedroom
Always in legal vacuum

My enlarged board is grand
Controlled by my wand
Playing with sand
Rejected on remand

XV FriendsIt’s my party
I’ll shout if I want to
Shout if I want to
Pout if I want to

It’s my secret
I’ll hide when I need to
Lie when I need to
Run when I need to

You too would quit tweeting if it happened to you…

05.10.21

Raise the Roof

Posted in Humour, IBM at 4:18 am by Dr. Roy Schestowitz

Too big to fail? Or to pay back?

US debt
United States Government Debt (in millions)

Summary: Out comes the taxpayers’ subsidy, assured; with military the sky is the limit (and bailout guaranteed)

Raise the roof, darling
Fly high like a starling

“Leverage patents”Show me the money
Won’t you please, honey

Buy our equipment
Disregard the predicament

Hey, You! I want a Bloody Mary! -- Arthur K. WatsonOust the communities
In go indemnities

Leverage patents
While they open their presents

Raise the roof, once more
We’re greedy to the core

Nothing needs to rhyme
When you’re our property 100% of the time

Super rich hold $32 trillion in offshore havens
9 years ago

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