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schestowitz[TR3]<admfubar> https://techrights.org/n/2026/04/21/Huge_Microsoft_Layoffs_Coming_Shortly_With_Financial_Report.shtml <<<<  the rss feed blurb  has "lost" i think you mean "lots"??   Blurb "     There will be lost of slop layoffs. Be ready. It's a bubble.     "Apr 24 05:08
schestowitz[TR3]<schestowitz[TR3]> yesApr 24 05:08
schestowitz[TR3]<schestowitz[TR3]> thank youApr 24 05:08
schestowitz[TR3]<schestowitz[TR3]> just corrected this in 2 placesApr 24 05:08
-TechBytesBot/#techbytes-techrights.org | Techrights — Huge Microsoft Layoffs Coming Shortly (With Financial Report)Apr 24 05:08
schestowitz[TR3]https://www.thelayoff.com/t/1kpg7z4scApr 24 08:22
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schestowitz[TR3]""Apr 24 08:22
schestowitz[TR3] I like "Sit, Ubu, Sit. Good dog!" is the iconic closing tag from 1980s television production company Ubu Productions, founded by Gary David Goldberg. Often heard after shows like Family Ties and Brooklyn Bridge, it features a photo of Goldberg's Labrador, Ubu Roi, in Paris. Many viewers misheard the line as "sit boo-boo sit," despite the screen displaying "UBU".Apr 24 08:22
schestowitz[TR3]But yours works too thanks!Apr 24 08:22
schestowitz[TR3]9 hours ago by AnonymousApr 24 08:22
schestowitz[TR3]| 2 reactions (+1/-1) | ReplyApr 24 08:22
schestowitz[TR3]Post ID: @129+1kpg7z4scApr 24 08:22
schestowitz[TR3] +2 Apr 24 08:22
schestowitz[TR3]@qx sit and be quiet management simpApr 24 08:22
schestowitz[TR3]12 hours ago by 40Apr 24 08:22
schestowitz[TR3]| 2 reactions (+2/-0) | ReplyApr 24 08:22
schestowitz[TR3]Post ID: @11q+1kpg7z4scApr 24 08:22
schestowitz[TR3] +3 Apr 24 08:22
schestowitz[TR3]@ba Yes the tax records show it is his.Apr 24 08:22
schestowitz[TR3]"Apr 24 08:22
schestowitz[TR3]https://www.thelayoff.com/t/1kpxrtk0eApr 24 08:25
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schestowitz[TR3]"ut it has the right effect, Mr. IBM HR lapdog.Apr 24 08:25
schestowitz[TR3]LOLApr 24 08:25
schestowitz[TR3]6 hours ago by AnonymousApr 24 08:25
schestowitz[TR3]| 3 reactions (+3/-0) | ReplyApr 24 08:25
schestowitz[TR3]Post ID: @ba+1kpxrtk0eApr 24 08:25
schestowitz[TR3] -5 Apr 24 08:25
schestowitz[TR3]@b4Apr 24 08:25
schestowitz[TR3]Dehumanizing Arvind does nothing but spew more hate.Apr 24 08:25
schestowitz[TR3]6 hours ago by AnonymousApr 24 08:25
schestowitz[TR3]| 5 reactions (+0/-5) | ReplyApr 24 08:25
schestowitz[TR3]Post ID: @b8+1kpxrtk0eApr 24 08:25
schestowitz[TR3] +3 Apr 24 08:25
schestowitz[TR3]More Agile and Design Thinking and CAMSS will do the trick!!!Apr 24 08:25
schestowitz[TR3]6 hours ago by AnonymousApr 24 08:25
schestowitz[TR3]| 5 reactions (+4/-1) | ReplyApr 24 08:25
schestowitz[TR3]Post ID: @b6+1kpxrtk0eApr 24 08:25
schestowitz[TR3] +2 Apr 24 08:25
schestowitz[TR3]The hate ends right here and right now guys! Fk I gotta go clean up, I pied myself laughing.Apr 24 08:25
schestowitz[TR3]7 hours ago by AnonymousApr 24 08:25
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schestowitz[TR3]Post ID: @b4+1kpxrtk0eApr 24 08:25
schestowitz[TR3] +5 Apr 24 08:25
schestowitz[TR3]@abApr 24 08:25
schestowitz[TR3]sigh, it might be naptime for youApr 24 08:25
schestowitz[TR3]10 hours ago by AnonymousApr 24 08:25
schestowitz[TR3]| 7 reactions (+6/-1) | ReplyApr 24 08:25
schestowitz[TR3]Post ID: @ag+1kpxrtk0eApr 24 08:25
schestowitz[TR3] -20 Apr 24 08:25
schestowitz[TR3]The Hate towards Arvind needs to end and it ends right here right now. Dehumanizing him and calling him an Ind1an M0nkey solves nothing. Arvind is making tough decisions every day and as a result IBM is in excellent operational and financial shape.Apr 24 08:25
schestowitz[TR3]11 hours ago by AnonymousApr 24 08:25
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schestowitz[TR3]Post ID: @ab+1kpxrtk0eApr 24 08:25
schestowitz[TR3] +14 Apr 24 08:25
schestowitz[TR3]@OP yes IBM is winning in the race to the bottom.Apr 24 08:25
schestowitz[TR3]Are we upskilling in RAs and PIPs ?Apr 24 08:25
schestowitz[TR3]"Apr 24 08:25
schestowitz[TR3]"Apr 24 08:25
schestowitz[TR3]IBM is doing GreatApr 24 08:25
schestowitz[TR3]Good job guys! Keep it up! Great leaders lead to great results! You guys are ki-ling it!Apr 24 08:25
schestowitz[TR3]"Apr 24 08:25
schestowitz[TR3]https://www.thelayoff.com/t/1kpxe3ckqApr 24 08:28
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schestowitz[TR3]"Ubuntu 26.04 (Long Term Support) is shipping tomorrow… and Canonical has published an update on their quest to replace GNU CoreUtils with Rust-based re-writes.Apr 24 09:04
schestowitz[TR3]Highlights:Apr 24 09:04
schestowitz[TR3]- After developers raised “some serious concerns”, Canonical hired an external security research firm to evaluate the Rust re-writes (known as “uutils”).Apr 24 09:04
schestowitz[TR3]- That security firm quickly found 113 significant issues, with a large portion of them being severe security issues warranting a CVE.Apr 24 09:04
schestowitz[TR3]- Only some of those issues in the Rust re-writes have been fixed for the Ubuntu 26.04 release.Apr 24 09:04
schestowitz[TR3]- Repeat: Ubuntu 26.04 is shipping with significant known issues in the new Rust coreutils.Apr 24 09:04
schestowitz[TR3]- Some of the most critical Rust-Re-Written commands (cp, mv, and rm) were found to contain a large number of significant “Time-of-Check to Time-of-Use” issues, the kind of issues which create race condition vulnerabilities.  The kind often exploited by hackers.Apr 24 09:04
schestowitz[TR3]- As such, cp, mv, and rm will not be shipping in Ubuntu 26.04.    Even with their clear “it’s fine if Ubuntu 26.04’s rust re-writes contain significant bugs” policy… the issues with cp, mv, and rm were simply TOO severe.Apr 24 09:04
schestowitz[TR3]- Despite this undeniably disastrous rollout of the Rust-based rewrites of Coreutils, the Ubuntu team plans to ship the next release, in 6 months (26.10), with 100% of the GNU Coreutils replaced with the (currently comically broken) Rust re-writes."Apr 24 09:04
schestowitz[TR3]"Apr 24 09:14
schestowitz[TR3]Rust corrodes M$ Canonical's most visible productApr 24 09:14
schestowitz[TR3]Rust == Politics Apr 24 09:14
schestowitz[TR3]"Apr 24 09:14
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schestowitz[TR3]Thread regarding IBM layoffsApr 24 15:38
schestowitz[TR3] +3 Apr 24 15:38
schestowitz[TR3]IBM's Debt Increased Over $5 Billion in 3 Months While IBM Laid Off Many in Europe, US, Confluent, HashiCorp, and Red HatApr 24 15:38
schestowitz[TR3]An increase of $5,000,000,000+ in debt in just 3 months!Apr 24 15:38
schestowitz[TR3]https://techrights.org/n/2026/04/24/IBM_s_Debt_Increased_Over_5_Billion_in_3_Months_While_IBM_Laid_.shtmlApr 24 15:38
schestowitz[TR3]5 hours ago by AnonymousApr 24 15:38
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schestowitz[TR3]Post ID: @OP+1kpzcme1yApr 24 15:38
schestowitz[TR3]5 replies (most recent on top)Apr 24 15:38
schestowitz[TR3] +1 Apr 24 15:38
schestowitz[TR3]Clowns doing clownish things….Apr 24 15:38
schestowitz[TR3]4 minutes ago by AnonymousApr 24 15:38
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schestowitz[TR3]Post ID: @b0+1kpzcme1yApr 24 15:38
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schestowitz[TR3]Debt headlines without context are misleading. IBM has consistently managed its capital structure while investing in growth areas like AI and hybrid cloud, and under CFO Jim Kavanaugh the company maintains a strong balance sheet, solid cash flow, and disciplined financial strategyApr 24 15:38
schestowitz[TR3]30 minutes ago by AnonymousApr 24 15:38
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schestowitz[TR3]Post ID: @ax+1kpzcme1yApr 24 15:38
schestowitz[TR3]Thread regarding IBM layoffsApr 24 15:38
schestowitz[TR3] +3 Apr 24 15:38
schestowitz[TR3]IBM's Debt Increased Over $5 Billion in 3 Months While IBM Laid Off Many in Europe, US, Confluent, HashiCorp, and Red HatApr 24 15:38
schestowitz[TR3]An increase of $5,000,000,000+ in debt in just 3 months!Apr 24 15:38
schestowitz[TR3]https://techrights.org/n/2026/04/24/IBM_s_Debt_Increased_Over_5_Billion_in_3_Months_While_IBM_Laid_.shtmlApr 24 15:38
schestowitz[TR3]5 hours ago by AnonymousApr 24 15:38
schestowitz[TR3]| 200 views | 3 reactions (+3/-0) | 5 replies (last 3 minutes ago) | ReplyApr 24 15:38
schestowitz[TR3]Post ID: @OP+1kpzcme1yApr 24 15:38
schestowitz[TR3]5 replies (most recent on top)Apr 24 15:38
schestowitz[TR3] +1 Apr 24 15:38
schestowitz[TR3]Clowns doing clownish things….Apr 24 15:38
schestowitz[TR3]4 minutes ago by AnonymousApr 24 15:38
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schestowitz[TR3]Post ID: @b0+1kpzcme1yApr 24 15:38
schestowitz[TR3] -4 Apr 24 15:38
schestowitz[TR3]Debt headlines without context are misleading. IBM has consistently managed its capital structure while investing in growth areas like AI and hybrid cloud, and under CFO Jim Kavanaugh the company maintains a strong balance sheet, solid cash flow, and disciplined financial strategyApr 24 15:38
schestowitz[TR3]30 minutes ago by AnonymousApr 24 15:38
schestowitz[TR3]| 4 reactions (+0/-4) | ReplyApr 24 15:38
schestowitz[TR3]Post ID: @ax+1kpzcme1yApr 24 15:38
schestowitz[TR3]Clowns doing clownish things….Apr 24 15:38
schestowitz[TR3]4 minutes ago by AnonymousApr 24 15:38
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schestowitz[TR3]Post ID: @b0+1kpzcme1yApr 24 15:38
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schestowitz[TR3]Debt headlines without context are misleading. IBM has consistently managed its capital structure while investing in growth areas like AI and hybrid cloud, and under CFO Jim Kavanaugh the company maintains a strong balance sheet, solid cash flow, and disciplined financial strategyApr 24 15:38
schestowitz[TR3]30 minutes ago by AnonymousApr 24 15:38
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schestowitz[TR3]Post ID: @ax+1kpzcme1yApr 24 15:38
schestowitz[TR3] +3 Apr 24 15:38
schestowitz[TR3]@as Sounds like it's time for Burn Baby Burn....couldn't happen to a nicer bunch of corrupt IBM executives.Apr 24 15:38
schestowitz[TR3]1 hour ago by AnonymousApr 24 15:38
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schestowitz[TR3]Post ID: @at+1kpzcme1yApr 24 15:38
schestowitz[TR3] +2 Apr 24 15:38
schestowitz[TR3]@A9. If you read the 2026 1st q earnings announcement. Yes it’s confirmed. IBM opted to take on debt to acquire Confluent vs just paying cash. Yes they have a total of 66 billion in debt, BUT they have almost 11 billion of cash on handApr 24 15:38
schestowitz[TR3]1 hour ago by AnonymousApr 24 15:38
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schestowitz[TR3]Post ID: @as+1kpzcme1yApr 24 15:38
schestowitz[TR3] +6 Apr 24 15:38
schestowitz[TR3]Holy sh-t is that confirmed?Apr 24 15:38
schestowitz[TR3]"Apr 24 15:38
-TechBytesBot/#techbytes-techrights.org | Techrights — IBM's Debt Increased Over $5 Billion in 3 Months While IBM Laid Off Many in Europe, US, Confluent, HashiCorp, and Red HatApr 24 15:38
schestowitz[TR3]https://www.thelayoff.com/t/1kpzcme1y#repliesApr 24 15:39
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schestowitz[TR3]<admfubar> :)Apr 24 17:59
schestowitz[TR3]https://www.thelayoff.com/t/1kpxp28mfApr 24 18:07
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schestowitz[TR3]"Apr 24 18:07
schestowitz[TR3]One year of pay for every week of service. True.Apr 24 18:07
schestowitz[TR3]1 hour ago by MogandaKelleyApr 24 18:07
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schestowitz[TR3]Post ID: @e4+1kpxp28mfApr 24 18:07
schestowitz[TR3] 0 Apr 24 18:07
schestowitz[TR3]    anyone know?Apr 24 18:07
schestowitz[TR3]Correct, some of us know.Apr 24 18:07
schestowitz[TR3]"Apr 24 18:07
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schestowitz[TR3]""Apr 24 21:05
schestowitz[TR3]IBM Is in Excellent financial strengthApr 24 21:05
schestowitz[TR3]IBM is in a strong financial position, backed by consistent cash flow, disciplined capital allocation, and a well-managed balance sheet under CFO Jim Kavanaugh. The company continues to invest strategically in high-growth areas like AI and hybrid cloud while maintaining financial stability, showing that its transformation is being executed from a position of strength—not weakness.Apr 24 21:05
schestowitz[TR3]IBM Is in Excellent financial strengthApr 24 21:05
schestowitz[TR3]IBM is in a strong financial position, backed by consistent cash flow, disciplined capital allocation, and a well-managed balance sheet under CFO Jim Kavanaugh. The company continues to invest strategically in high-growth areas like AI and hybrid cloud while maintaining financial stability, showing that its transformation is being executed from a position of strength—not weakness.Apr 24 21:05
schestowitz[TR3]"Apr 24 21:05
schestowitz[TR3]"Apr 24 21:06
schestowitz[TR3]Must be BIG REALLY REALLY BIG REALLY REALLY REALLY BIG IBM CFO Jim Kavanaugh's lover doing these delirious posts in here. No other explanation since REALLY BIG Jimbo is brought up in every post....Wait a minute...Nah..Do you think...it is REALLY BIG JIMBO himself posting this HORSE &*^% ?Apr 24 21:06
schestowitz[TR3]10 minutes ago by AnonymousApr 24 21:06
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schestowitz[TR3]Post ID: @aa+1kq0bg4a0Apr 24 21:06
schestowitz[TR3] +2 Apr 24 21:06
schestowitz[TR3]The @OP is hallucinating ...Apr 24 21:06
schestowitz[TR3]"Apr 24 21:06
schestowitz[TR3]<admfubar> i like his comment on this... https://www.theregister.com/2026/04/24/microsoft_seeks_quality_improvements_by/Apr 24 21:23
-TechBytesBot/#techbytes-www.theregister.com | Microsoft encourages chunk of experienced US staff to leave • The RegisterApr 24 21:23
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