[Meme] The Lowest Standards of Security

posted by Roy Schestowitz on Jun 01, 2024

No need for any qualifications, just some mindless course

You passed a 'security' course? Alright then, you're now security expert.

Older: Citation/Atlas 'Security' Exam is a Total Farce, But It's Still Good for Entertainment Purposes

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