The 'Corporate Neckbeard' is Not the "Good Guy"
Context: The Nasty Smear (and Stereotype) of "Neckbeard" or "Greybeard" is Ageism
The right neckbeard earns a 6-figure salary
The wrong neckbeard works on personal projects for no pay
The right neckbeard works for a company that worked for Hitler himself
The wrong neckbeard would likely be exterminated by Hitler himself
The right neckbeard uses GNOME and systemd (Microsoft GitHub)
The wrong neckbeard compiles his operating system
The right neckbeard opens Flatpak'ed Chromium for a "webapp" that broadcasts keystrokes to Google
The wrong neckbeard uses a plain text editor to take notes and write them to disk
The right neckbeard has many social control media accounts and boosts the paymaster
The wrong neckbeard has little social life and is generally not looking for fake 'friendships' online
The right neckbeard attacks journalists like Liam at The Register for reporting, correctly, that Wayland poses a problem for blind people
The wrong neckbeard listens to Stevie Wonder in XMMS with OSS or alsa.
The right neckbeard deletes all the old "documentation" pages because they are "old anyway"
The wrong neckbeard experiments with old frameworks that still work on many of the PCs in the basement
The right neckbeard mocks people who don't have a smartphone
The wrong neckbeard is too smart to buy a smartphone
The right neckbeard calls chatbots "AI"
The wrong neckbeard can type fast enough, doesn't need slop
The right neckbeard gets married and divorced due to life dissatisfaction
The wrong neckbeard is satisfied with simple life and still uses X because it works █
