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Fake News With Fake Numbers About Microsoft

posted by Roy Schestowitz on Sep 13, 2025,
updated Sep 13, 2025

I wrote a bill to myself; Now I get to say I'm world's richest

A few hours ago we saw a headline that said "Microsoft’s Nadella wants to rebuild trust with staff after 9,000 layoffs" (citing the mole piece). This is a false headline. What is this 9,000 they refer to? What about the more recent huge wave? What about the other 10 or so waves? It should say "after 30,000". This year alone it has been something of that magnitude, not counting resignations and what's to come with "RTO".

Someone decided to pretend that Bill Epsteingate would do better. "Yes," a commenter said, "Satya make good curry." Then: "Gates is not smart, he got arrested twice already and his wife dumped him over https://www.nytimes.com/2019/10/12/business/jeffrey-epstein-bill-gates.html" (2019)

Microsoft is in trouble. It is been giving money to 'Open' 'AI' (proprietary slop) to pay that money back to Microsoft (circular financing) to fake "cloud" revenue, so while the company's real business craters it gets to pretend that it invests in (i.e. paying itself!) and somehow, despite massive losses in "AI", the company's stock/share price is somehow "sky-high". You can tell a Ponzi scheme when you see one.

Oracle, another slop hugger (while there are mass layoffs), found out that it too can use Scam Altman to fake revenue [1, 2]. It's no different than/to/from writing cheques to oneself.

Wall Street has turned FULL PONZI. Just look at Oracle and Microsoft. This is what happens when the world's economy is governed by sick old men.

Image credit: Larry Ellison's fifth wife who is 47 years his junior

15? Or 50 years younger?

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