The Blob Slop

posted by Roy Schestowitz on Sep 22, 2025

What a slob

Slop is the dope
My bad language has hope

Slinging words by the kilos
While swiping a phone between pillows

Look ma, at all my text
My journalism career comes next

Prompting the BS generator
Nonsensical text from automator

The text has special value
Stop scrutinising it, who the f- are you?

Brian de Ravioli, best journalist in town
Sacked by BetaNews, upon slop they frown

Give me more words, give me some text
That's what my slopfarm will cover next █

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