Bonum Certa Men Certa

Why the EPO Never Managed to Silence Us (After Over a Decade of Trying)

posted by Roy Schestowitz on Sep 29, 2025,
updated Sep 29, 2025

From Private Eye (one of several articles about us):

Private Eye

Yesterday: A Year Ago, Only a Few Weeks After We Countersued the 'Hulk Hogan of UEFI', Our Webhost Came Under Attack

Around the exact same time of the year in 2015 I was contacted by EPO lawyers at almost midnight at the end of the week. They contacted me after I had published very damaging material about Microsoft and EPO misconduct. They later sent me some more threats over further publications that I published on the matter. Those weren't false. But they wanted them removed.

It didn't go well. My lawyer, whose firm is also dealing with the 4Chan and Kiwi Farms trolls (they now troll our government, filing cases from the US against UK entities; sounds familiar, does it not? [1, 2, 3]), responded to them firmly. They escalated to an even larger and more aggressive law firm (more than 1,400 staff; they're Mishcon de Reya, an utterly nasty and disgusting firm, whose staff many people revile). They decided to heap dirt upon critics, sort of like Brett Wilson LLP (more than 100 times smaller), and the harder they pressed, the worse it became for their clients. The EPO would soon make itself a reputation of a monster and mobster; attacking people who merely talk about it was bound to backfire. Eventually they withdrew. I've published some but not all the letters received from them. The last one was a vague, veiled threat from Mishcon de Reya, which turned out to have a serious conflict of interest (just like the prior firm).

With the exception of people who assassinate a greedy CEO, assassins are no "folk heroes". Law firms that behave like assassins (they accidentally revealed that they had stalked me) merely reaffirm a bad stigma about their motivations.

If your law firm resorts to Mafia-like tactics, don't expect it to survive for much longer. Heck, the only cases it might get is defending itself... from its own clients.

Regarding the question of what went wrong for the EPO, let's put it in an itemised list:

Law firms need to properly study who they try to attack before starting regrettable attacks. But there's an issue with that too; when they start stalking people and their family members, they inadvertently make themselves more susceptible to lawsuits (against lawyers and Directors, even if they're LLPs). There are also laws associated with stalking and harassment. There are government agencies assigned to deal with these.

I never reported Mishcon de Reya to the SRA. But I probably could. Firms like Mishcon de Reya and Brett Wilson LLP contribute to a bad stigma, staining the entire occupation.

Stalker Halimah Sattar

Mishcon de Reya LLP

"Not clear at this stage who they are acting for," my lawyer told me at the time. In the case of Brett Wilson LLP, we now know that they get paid not by who they call "Client" but some shady third party. This litigation industry is like an underworld. They would literally represent criminals and attack those who merely talk about the crimes.

Other Recent Techrights' Posts

The Importance of a Resilient Partner
Rianne's mental strength is something I both admire and sometimes envy
Dakota Chambers says “the year of Linux on the desktop” is next year (6 weeks from now)
Six weeks from now it is 2026 already
 
Links 20/11/2025: Esperanto Music History and "Hacking the URL Schema"
Links for the day
Links 20/11/2025: Phone Distraction Causes Ferry's Crash, Lots of Negative Press for Slop (Consensus Shifting)
Links for the day
Links 20/11/2025: Python Risk From Rust Activists, "Climate Change is Biggest Security Threat"
Links for the day
Links 20/11/2025: Cloudflare Outage Post Mortem and Tesla Robotaxi "Safety"
Links for the day
More Layoffs, Shutdowns Connected to Microsoft's XBox and Gaming Failure
sales flounder
Geminispace/Gopher Links 20/11/2025: Nagless, VPS, and Java
Links for the day
Over at Tux Machines...
GNU/Linux news for the past day
IRC Proceedings: Wednesday, November 19, 2025
IRC logs for Wednesday, November 19, 2025
Some People Still Being RAd at IBM This Week, According to Unverified Claims Online
IBM is misleading shareholders
Gemini Links 19/11/2025: FlatCube, uBlock Origin, and More
Links for the day
Luis Berenguer Giménez Claims to Still be at the EPO (European Patent Office), Even After His Replacement Following Cocaine Bust
Look what sort of culture Campinos imported from the EU (EUIPO) to Bavaria
Censorship Doesn't Always Work
Somehow we've managed to attract the wrath of some large corporations and organisations
The Media Explains to Us Why It's Dangerous to Cover EPO's "Cocainegate"
Does the EPO command the European media?
Fake News Sites Made by LLMs Are Lying With Confidence (IBM and Red Hat Layoffs)
Slop just doesn't work
Microsoft Lunduke Publicly Attacking Linus Torvalds Says a Lot About 4Chan Cult(ure)
find some issues that sites like ours habitually explore/investigate/revisit, then add some lunatic spin on top of them
Europe Talks About "Digital Sovereignty" and Free Software in Europe is Where Things Should Start
Time will tell if anything concrete can emerge from the above, as media reports certainly have not, at least not in English
Links 19/11/2025: Lawfare Against Greenpeace, Major British Newspaper Caught Using LLM Slop
Links for the day
Links 19/11/2025: "Corporate-Government Censorship" by App Stores (Says ACLU) and Invalidation of Patent Trolls' Patents Sought
Links for the day
Links 19/11/2025: Several Sites Admit Slop Bubble "About to Burst", US Government Tacitly Endorses Assassination of Journalists
Links for the day
GNU/Linux Up to 5% in analytics.usa.gov, Apple and Microsoft Only Sell Fantasies
As for Microsoft, it tries to rebrand Windows as "AI" something or "agentic" (AI) something because it's not selling well and Microsoft needs to engage in "creative" storytelling with shareholders
They Want to Take Humour Away
If society starts gravitating towards jokes being taboo and abuse/violence/online trolling being "jokes" (they're not), we're worse off and more like North Korea
The New Stack, Sponsored by Microsoft: Pay Us Money to Read Promotion of Slop Composed by Microsofters to Sell Their Proprietary Slopware
it's a self-promotional plug for someone who came from Microsoft
Claims That IBM Research Brazil is Shutting Down, Japan Impacted Also
As usual, the corporate media won't mention this
Links 19/11/2025: Google Nest Surveillance and Daily Telegraph Still Up for Sale
Links for the day
Gemini Links 19/11/2025: "Slack is a Sauna" and ClaudeBot Nuisance
Links for the day
Over at Tux Machines...
GNU/Linux news for the past day
IRC Proceedings: Tuesday, November 18, 2025
IRC logs for Tuesday, November 18, 2025
"GNU/Linux" No Longer a Pandora's Box
Cannot even make or crack a joke... when you have a target painted on your back
We Don't Keep Logs
Not for any considerable length of time
Wall Street Journal is Publishing Puff Pieces About Quantum
For IBM [...] a lot of articles about "AI" are basically a form of spam
Is the Lid Being Shut on Top of LLM Slop?
It sort of "feels" like slop is becoming passé
Celebrating Digital Sovereignty
Digital Sovereignty is connected very closely to the concept of Software Freedom
Your Web Site is Connected to the Net and the Server is Powered On, But Cloudflare Takes It All Down
Anything outsourced means that yet another party can get things wrong, resulting in problems for everyone else "in the chain"
The Register's Latest Slop Spam, Another Paid-for Article to Inflate the Bubble
Remember when celebrities advertised FTX?
Quite a Few Red Hat Layoffs These Days (or Departures)
Remember that if there are Red Hat Layoffs, they won't be called "Red Hat Layoffs" but instead be "IBM RAs" or some thing to that effect
Today is an Excellent Day To Remind People to Dump Clownflare (Cloudflare)
If people think that Clownflare (Cloudflare) will improve uptime and make access better (it sure makes accessibility far worse), remind them of all the times this clown show goes wrong, taking down with it a lot of the Web
Links 18/11/2025: Asbestos Fears, Delays for GAFAM Undersea Cable
Links for the day
Links 18/11/2025: "Bitcoin Showing Signs of Severe Collapse" and CEOs of GAFAM Finally Speak About a Slop Bubble
Links for the day
The "Nazi Bars"
We don't condone or condemn the label "Nazi Bar"
Apparent Red Hat Layoffs in "AI" (Supposedly a Strategic Area for IBM)
What is going on there?
TV Programmes in Geminispace
Sort of like teletext except more cross-platform
Gemini Protocol as a Growing Source of Audience (Mostly Technical People)
Clients for Gemini Protocol are available for almost every platform imaginable
Techrights' Assessment of Red Hat Layoffs in 2025 (Yes, They Happened!)
In short, Red Hat layoffs did occur this year, but even when they did the media did not mention these (and those would count as "IBM" regardless)
The GPU Bubble (GPUs Marketed by Useless Slop)
"they're selling GPUs for the sake of selling GPUs"
EPO Change May be Afoot, Keep Pushing and Hold Those Feet to the Fire
Backlash is brewing and societal trends reinforce backlash right now
Links 18/11/2025: CISA Advisories, Climate, "U.S. Layoffs Surge and Blaming AI is Part of the Smokescreen"
Links for the day
Gemini Links 18/11/2025: "Block Them All", Annex, Signed Commits, and "Cryptography of the Internet"
Links for the day
Over at Tux Machines...
GNU/Linux news for the past day
IRC Proceedings: Monday, November 17, 2025
IRC logs for Monday, November 17, 2025
Right Under the Nose of Mainstream Media
That the media fails to cover the matter mostly speaks volumes about the media
Formalities Officers at the EPO Face Uncertain Future, Administration Gets Asked About That
They're being too polite (perhaps) to people whose agenda is detrimental not just to the EPO but also the EPC