In Time for April Fools (and Easter), 30,000 Oracle 'Pink Slips' While People Are Asleep
Last month: Oracle's Debt Rose Over 20 Billion Dollars in Just 3 Months

The "I" in "GAFAM" is IBM (oh, wait, no "I") and the "O" in "GAFAM" is Oracle (or maybe in "BINARY FATA MORGANAS").
Working for a large company has traditionally been considered "job security", but wiser people knew this was a "fata morgana" or some illusion which relies on the assumption large companies can borrow as much money as they want (when their businesses fail) or get bailed out by a reckless regime, i.e. by taxpayers, involuntarily.
Oracle probably has no choice but to fire a ton of people; this has nothing to do with "hey hi" (slop), it's about humongous debt. █
