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Enron Versus NVIDIA (the Cost of Circular Financing, or Funding Your Own Customers to Buy Your Products) - “The Inventory Paradox” or “The Vibe Revenue Admission”

posted by Roy Schestowitz on Apr 06, 2026

Enron:

Enron Historical Infographic

NVIDIA:

Fantasy, the company didn't become 10 times more 'valuable': Nvidia' Surges 1,000% in 30 Months

Source: [Slop] Boost: Nvidia' Surges 1,000% in 30 Months

Slop has been the excuse for all sort of things. Now Microsoft openly admits that Copilot is sloppy and should be treated as an unreliable something for "entertainment" only.

High-profile people have already accused both Microsoft and NVIDIA of circular financing, i.e. accounting scam or fraud. In Microsoft's case, the matter was investigated by the FTC (coverage a day before the Microsoft-sponsored Cheeto inauguration which scuttled regulation).

Enron collapsed when many of us were a lot younger or not born yet, so it's worth bringing up how Enron brought up its 'value': "The current situation bears structural similarities to three major accounting frauds: Enron (2001), WorldCom (2002), and Lucent Technologies (2000)."

This author speaks of “The Receivables Anomaly”, “The Inventory Paradox” and “The Vibe Revenue Admission”.

There's also a term for this: "Round-tripping (finance)"

Quoting Wikipedia: "Round-tripping, also known as round-trip transactions or Lazy Susans (from the turntable of the same name), is defined by The Wall Street Journal as a form of barter that involves a company selling "an unused asset to another company, while at the same time agreeing to buy back the same or similar assets at about the same price." Swapping assets on a round-trip produces no net economic substance, but may be fraudulently reported as a series of productive sales and beneficial purchases on the books of the companies involved, violating the substance over form accounting principle. The companies appear to be growing and very busy, but the round-tripping business does not generate profits. Growth is an attractive factor to speculative investors, even if profits are lacking; such investment benefits companies and motivates them to undertake the illusory growth of round-tripping. They played a crucial part in temporarily inflating the market capitalization of energy traders such as Enron, CMS Energy, Reliant Energy, Dynegy and financial service provider Wirecard. In international scenarios, round-tripping is a method of structuring to evade taxes and/or to launder money. Companies have used round-tripping to distort the market by establishing false revenue benchmarks, aiming to meet or beat the numbers put out by Wall Street stock analysts. As a result of abusive round trips, barter between publicly held companies has become discredited among professional investors."

This will not end well because it cannot end well.

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