The Register MS Has "Webinars" (Marketing); They're Promoting Ponzi Schemes or Slop But Disguised as "Intelligence"

posted by Roy Schestowitz on Apr 14, 2026

The Register MS Has Marketing, Ponzi Schemes or Slop

The higher level is the most ridiculous thing ever, basically offering chatbots under the guise of "Intelligence":

The Register MS Intelligence

The Register MS has financial trouble, so it has been promoting slop and sometimes even using slop. Apparently there's money in promotion of scams, but what does such money do to a publisher's credibility?

Last year: At The Register MS, "Exclusive Webinar" Means Sponsored Video Ad Disguised as an Article

Two days ago (new "webinar" promotion): SPAM That Mentions "AI" 16 Times (in "Security" Clothing, But Selling Back Doors), a Paid Placement in The Register MS

These "webinars" are just spam displayed to people as if it contains real information. █

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