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Gartner Group Paid The Register MS. And Now The Register MS is a "Gartner Says" Rag.

posted by Roy Schestowitz on May 06, 2026,
updated May 06, 2026

Published yesterday: Gartner Pays The Register MS and the Effect is Visible (IBM Promotion; IBM Also a Sponsor, of Both!)

April: The Register MS, About 6 Million Pounds in Debt, Helps Promote Microsoft's Gartner Group and Prop Up the Ponzi Scheme of Slop Plagiarism, Fake Article Mentions "AI" About 20 Times

February: The Register MS Gets Paid by Gartner to Promote a Ponzi Scheme for Gartner, Microsoft, and Others

The Register MS became a megaphone of the gangster-like Gartner Group. The Register MS has severe financial difficulties, so it is selling its reputation away.

This was published 54 minutes ago by Dan Robinson:

AI layoffs backfire as cutting staff doesn't cut it, firms warned

"AI" 34 times in this page!

It boils down to "Gartner sez" (or says). That's not journalism. Follow the money.

Pay-to-say is not reporting, it is a form of complicity or participation in PR campaigns (that in this case reaffirm popular lies). █

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