Google "Hey Hi" (Slop) Having a Stroke, Thinks I am Married to the Grandmother of My Grandfather

posted by Roy Schestowitz on May 12, 2026,
updated May 12, 2026

Seriously!

Related: Ray Stevens - "I'm My Own Grandpa" (Live on CabaRay Nashville)

Ray Stevens - 'I'm My Own Grandpa' (Live on CabaRay Nashville)

Some days ago we showed that Google's slop 'thinks' wrong things about RMS, proving his point that LLMs are just unreliable "bullshit generators", and today it 'says' he only temporarily resigned from MIT.

Today I was horrified to learn that I am married to someone born in 1868 at Münster.

Slop is for "entertainment purposes", according to Microsoft.

We agree with Microsoft on that. But it's not exactly entertaining that my spouse is my grandpa's grandmother. She died in Mainz 86 years ago. LLMs can produce horrible things (see below). █

Related: (last week) Google Slop Contains Serious Errors, Google Has Just Been Sued for 1.5 Million Dollars by One Victim of It

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