"Early Retirement" (Silent Layoffs) for Everybody Except the Executives
Some will stick around even past 70
Welcome, Halloween.
Layoffs are "compulsory redundancies".
Soft layoffs are "voluntary redundancies".
Silent layoffs are "performance improvement".
Debt is "investment".
Losses are "revenue increase".
"Quantum" vapourware is the "next best thing".
Salary reduction is "skills shortage".
Stealth layoffs are "relocation".
Embezzlement is "buyouts".
Plagiarism is "training" and a "revolution".
Unpaid overtime is "on-call".
Bossware surveillance is "smart".
Criticism of colleagues is "racism".
Critical reporting is "libel".
Discriminatory hiring is "diversity".
Work-life balance is "low engagement".
Unwarranted bonuses (to oneself) is "compensation". █