[Humour] Nat and Miguel Come to Daddy

Dr. Roy Schestowitz

2020-06-25 09:27:41 UTC
Modified: 2020-06-25 09:29:06 UTC

Context: The Story About Microsoft's Plan for GitHub Says a Lot About the Motivations and the Lies Told to Us for Over Half a Decade

We tried Ximian, we tried Novell, we tried Xamarin, but they just won't swallow Mono. Alright then. I'll lie for 4 years about 'loving' Linux and then buy GitHub to hijack everything.

Summary: After many attempts to subvert GNU/Linux from the inside Nat and Miguel came to work directly for Microsoft; Nat now manages GitHub and Miguel is still publicly bashing Java and GNU/Linux

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