[Humour/Meme] Clown Computing for Clown CTOs/CIOs

Dr. Roy Schestowitz

2020-07-16 16:22:40 UTC
Modified: 2020-07-16 16:22:40 UTC

From yesterday's news

Picard Red Alert, Cancel Red Alert: Outlook, down

Summary: Yesterday's news from Microsoft is another reminder that the "Clown Computing" hype mostly targets lazy and reckless people (who can only say "the system is down" when it's down and cannot do anything about it; they lose not only control but also privacy, at both ends)

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