[Meme] The EPO's Kakistocracy

Dr. Roy Schestowitz

2021-07-13 10:31:37 UTC
Modified: 2021-07-13 10:32:48 UTC

Clueless Boss: We lose credibility, Bribe everyone, Rig courts, Obey the law; What to do about staff representatives? Demonise them! The Assange treatment, Maybe take our advice? Where should I throw out staff? The window, office hours, respect our independence; Munich/Haar* - *DEFINITELY part of Munich

Time for EIA Ceremony... Over ViCo

Summary: Flushing out clueless bosses -- not experienced patent examiners -- is the only way to save the EPO; rigging the tribunals, then bribing the media through EIA and other subversive means cannot fix the underlying issues, only temporarily hide/conceal them

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