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Enemies of Europe: A Month After Promoting UPC in London, Benoît Battistelli and the EPO Do This in Helsinki

Benoît Battistelli and his attack dogs can't help attacking Europeans and undermining EU interests

Dog attack



Summary: The US-leaning corporate occupation by Battistelli and his big corporate clients (or bosses) comes up north, approaching even Russia's border

Benoît Battistelli and his bodyguards are going places. They're pushing the UPC into countries that now consider quitting the EU altogether (jeopardising this entire UPC plot as a whole).



If Battistelli had to face actual citizens of Europe, he'd get nothing but rotten tomatoes. He knows that. So he's finding clever ways to rig the debates, keeping them limited to his own choir, typically behind closed doors (or expensive entrance fees). Here is how to staff/stuff panels like the Administrative Council of the EPO (already staffed/stuffed by NPOs’ heads). Based on publicly available photos and posts, e.g. [1, 2], PATLIB 2016 was staffed/stuffed with NPOs; where's the balancing factor? The EPO's own propaganda was soon promoted by the EPO's PR people, who shed light on Benoît Battistelli's lobbying for UPC in Finland. To quote their own words (warning: epo.org link, signed by Battistelli in his blog, also promoted by his obedient PR people): "During his visit to Helsinki, the EPO President met Jari Gustafsson, Permanent Secretary of the Finnish Ministry of Economy and Employment, and representatives of major Finnish companies, including Nokia, KONE, Orion, UPN and Beneq. The industry speakers highly praised the quality of the examination work at the EPO and the progress made in the timely processing of their applications.

"The President also gave interviews to Finnish business and technology media. Here the focus was strongly on the unitary patent and on developments in the European patent system.

"In late January, Finland became the 9th country to ratify the Unified Patent Court (UPC) Agreement, which needs 13 ratifications (including France, Germany and the UK) to enter into force. The Finnish and European partners agreed that when the unitary patent arrives - hopefully at the beginning of 2017 - it will bring benefits to Finnish and other European companies, especially SMEs and universities, by offering more choice, enhanced legal certainty and simplified administration."

The UPC would harm European businesses, including Finnish businesses [1, 2], but the EPO cares not at all about Europe's interests. Like TTIP, it's an effort to give large corporations (usually foreign) free reign over Europe. Recall the EPO's controversial acceptance of patents on plants (vetoed and vigorously opposed by European authorities) and read this new article from Dr. Glyn Moody on the subject. Remember only this: the EPO is not European and it does not care what's good for Europe. The EPO often promotes policies that directly harm Europe and it's not an accident or a design flaw. ⬆

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